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MIRROR MIRROR II now back in stock

I’m happy to report that Julia Gfrörer and I once again have copies of our horror/erotic/gothic comics and art anthology Mirror Mirror II available for sale at her Etsy shop. It’s an absolute murderer’s row of artists; if you like our sensibilities at all, you’ll like this book. 

With work by:

Lala Albert

Clive Barker

Heather Benjamin

Apolo Cacho

Trung Lê Capecchi-Nguyễn

Sean Christensen

Nicole Claveloux

Sean T. Collins

Al Columbia

Dame Darcy

Gretchen Felker-Martin

Noel Freibert

Renee French

Meaghan Garvey

Julia Gfrörer

Simon Hanselmann

Aidan Koch

Laura Lannes

Céline Loup

Uno Moralez

Jonny Negron

V.A.L.I.S. Ortiz

Claude Paradin

Chloe Piene

Josh Simmons

Carol Swain

‘Crystal Lake’ thoughts, Episode 1: ‘Camp Crystal’

As a slasher series, Friday the 13th is like a chainsaw that took three tugs on the cord to fully fire up. 

Like Scream famously points out, Jason Voorhees, the unstoppable killing machine that the franchise turned into a horror icon, isn’t even the killer in original 1980 film. It’s his mother, Pamela Voorhees. Even though Victor Miller’s unevenly written script doesn’t bother introducing this character before the big reveal, the gleefully deranged performance of actor Betsy Palmer ensures Pamela’s place in horror history.

After we watch a gaggle of camp counselors engage in fairly wholesome sexual activity (strip Monopoly! oh no!) and get slaughtered one by one by an unseen assailant, we learn that Pamela has gone insane and is out to avenge her son’s death from drowning at Camp Crystal Lake decades earlier. The culprits were a couple of neglectful, sexually active teenage camp counselors whom she killed a year after the incident; now, to Pamela, the only good camp counselor is a dead one. No lumbering behemoth in a hockey mask here, just a middle-aged lady with a haircut and sweater that scream “church bake sale,” slaughtering teenagers for “making love while that boy drowned!”

Only in Part 2 does Jason himself, who survived his apparent drowning and has lived in the woods as a feral scavenger ever since, begin his own killing spree. Taking the same zero-tolerance approach to camp counselors as his mother, whose death he’s now out to avenge, he is defeated by yet another sexually active camp counselor, who smartly uses his fixation on his mother to escape certain death.

By Part III, Jason’s a lumbering behemoth with super-strength, seemingly just killing anyone unlucky enough to be near Crystal Lake, where he, uh, didn’t drown. It’s here he gets his trademark hockey mask, grabs his trusty machete, and becomes the monster the series is famous for. It’s also here where the series gets incredibly dumb: toilet humor, central-casting hippies and “punks” as victims, and the worst 3D effects you’ve ever seen. By the time he literally rises from the dead in the fourth film, infamously subtitled The Final Chapter, he might as well be Godzilla, if Godzilla movies had gratuitous nudity and special gore effects by Tom Savini.

Sleazy, silly, and creatively disjointed as they are, though, there’s an arc formed by these initial Fridays — the story of a disabled and bullied boy, a mother driven mad by grief, and an improbable tale of survival that turned the boy into a monster like his mother before him. The heart of it all is an incredible scene at the end of Part 2, in which the film’s “final girl” (Amy Steel) finds Jason’s macabre shrine to his mother (complete with her severed head), puts on her trademark blue sweater, and pretends to be her, cooing at the crazed killer to “come to mommy.” The scene is such a psychosexual live wire, so brilliantly acted by Steel and Palmer, that it feels like it’s from a different, better series. 

Wisely, it’s on this powerful, ultimately lethal relationship between mother and child that Peacock’s Crystal Lake focuses. This prequel/reboot hybrid from creator-writer Brad Caleb Kane, co-showrunner of the excellent, similar It: Welcome to Derry, launches with an entire episode about a mother losing her vulnerable, beloved son before her eyes. It actually takes the emotional stakes of the films’ premise seriously, even as it plants seeds for some of the franchise’s most outlandish elements — and, arguably, gets even more out-there than they did by the end.

I reviewed the series premiere of Crystal Lake — and the Friday the 13th movies too — for Decider, where I’ll be covering the whole show over the next few days. KI KI KI MA MA MA

‘The Lowdown’ thoughts, Season 2, Episode 2: ‘Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound’

But that’s Lee for you, making friends wherever he goes. He almost instantaneously strikes up a rapport with a recently fired corrections officer with the improbable name of Chili Franks (a delightfully unhinged Paul Schneider). His hair is a thistle of frosted tips, his uniform is still on regardless of his actual employment status, he has a reputation for being a depressive sort … and he makes the best cheeseburgers you’ve ever had. Or so he insists, anyway, when he invites Lee back to his place to keep their conversation going.

By now, Lee has learned that the officer who menaced him and Ginger is named McMann — he saw a shirtless photo of him in a charity calendar. (The guy’s a slab of beef.) Over a long, drunken, cringe-inducing evening, Chili tells Lee that McMann is the unofficial boss of the guards and fired him for reasons he doesn’t specify.

At one point, Chili grabs a shotgun and appears ready to kill himself over it. But when Lee reveals he’s a reporter out to take powerful people like McMann down, Chili suggests they go out for more beers and instead drives Lee to McMann’s house. The ex-guard sees this as his chance to get back in the boss’s good graces.

In the episode’s funniest sight gag, Lee flees into the trees surrounding McMann’s house, dodging shotgun blasts … only to discover that every tree he hides behind has a motion-activated floodlight rigged to it, revealing his location over and over and over. It’s like something out of “Coyote vs. Acme.”

I reviewed the second of tonight’s two episodes of The Lowdown for the New York Times. (Gift link!)

‘The Lowdown’ thoughts, Season 2, Episode 1: ‘Rupidoop’

But Harjo is also an entertainer. The mystery of Mekko and Ginger is instantly engaging, and the jokes fly from every direction. I can’t decide if my favorite is the conversation between Lee and his lawyer neighbor, Dan (Macon Blair), about Dan’s “throuple trouble,” or Ginger ending an angry telephone call with a client photographed with cocaine all over his face with an incongruous “I love you too.”

Actually, no, scrap that: I’m giving it to Ginger, because Gilpin is the best actor on television. She never makes a boring, predictable or unnatural choice, and she is good in everything she has ever been in, elevating shows by dint of her presence in them. After Jeanne Tripplehorn’s formidable and complex romantic foil for Lee in Season 1, Gilpin has a tough act to follow. But she and Jones, as Lee Senior, are the kind of performers who can power “The Lowdown” to new heights.

I’m covering The Lowdown for the New York Times this season, starting with my review of the first half of tonight’s two-episode Season 2 premiere.

‘Twin Peaks’ thoughts, Season 3, Episode 14: ‘Part 14’

HEAVY TWIN PEAKS SPOILERS AHEAD

In this episode of Twin Peaks, Deputy Andy goes to the White Lodge, Gordon Cole receives a message in a dream from Monica Bellucci (appearing as herself), and Sarah Palmer takes her face off and kills a guy with her teeth. Prior to this episode of Twin Peaks, these are three events the possibility of which had not even occurred to me. I like to think I have a vivid imagination, but nevertheless, I was wholly unaware that Deputy Andy going to the White Lodge, Gordon Cole receiving a message in a dream from Monica Bellucci (appearing as herself), and Sarah Palmer taking her face off and killing a guy with her teeth were even on the table.

I reviewed episode 14 of Twin Peaks season 3 for Pop Heist. (Gift link!)

At-Risk Communities/‘The only thing worse than the devil would be the American healthcare system’: An Interview with The Terror: Devil in Silver Showrunner Chris Cantwell

While the plot of the series’ long-delayed third season (Infamy came out in 2019), begins with Pepper, he’s merely the catalyst. Devil in Silver is as much an ensemble piece as was the stellar first season, staffed with a Widow’s Bay–style lineup of heavy-hitter TV actors including Judith Light, CCH Pounder, Stephen Root, Aasif Mandvi, and John Benjamin Hickey.

Expanding the story beyond Pepper is more than a matter of making use of the talent on hand, however. It’s true that he’s important to the entity that has haunted New Hyde since its founder, Dr. Walter (Hickey), practiced hundreds of involuntary lobotomies. This devil — or duppy, as it’s called by Guyanese immigrant and ward administrator Miss Chris (Pounder) — feeds on the suffering of New Hyde’s patients. I won’t tell you how, but Pepper is the key to its plans to continue eating. 

But it’s precisely Pepper’s belief that he is important, his bone-deep conviction that he’s a great guy and fuck you if you disagree, that makes him so attractive to the devil. That anger gives him vitality, and that can be used. Taking the form of a rich white eugenicist with a history of violence against women and trying to enlist an angry blue-collar white guy with something to prove: Now that’s the work of the devil alright.

[…]

SEAN T. COLLINS: Pepper is the main character, but he’s not the Heroic Protagonist, so to speak.

CHRIS CANTWELL: This was one area where we wanted it to have some grounded nature in the way it reflected the horrors of our world today. The core team was really Victor, me, Karyn Kusama — who was EP through the entire thing and directed the first block of episodes — and David Zucker, who runs television for [executive producer Ridley Scott’s company] Scott Free. It was the four of us huddling up and making sure this thing felt real. Our joke was that the only thing worse than the devil would be the American healthcare system. So a moment where Pepper punches the devil to death and saves everybody and goes out in a blaze of glory…that didn’t feel of a piece with the verisimilitude we were trying to create inside that place. 

The character became about the harder challenge of living for someone as opposed to dying for them. It was very important to Karyn not to drive everybody into nihilism; she wanted us to have some note of hope, but which also shows the burden of what that could mean, to be there for somebody you’ve hurt in the past — specifically for a white man who has gone through the gauntlet that normally he would have the privilege of not experiencing. 

I’m so excited to share this one, or really these two, with you: I wrote about The Terror: Devil in Silver and also interviewed showrunner Chris Cantwell (Halt and Catch Fire) about it for Welcome to Hell World. Featuring a Widow’s Bay–level cast of excellent TV actors including Dan Stevens, Judith Light, CCH Pounder, Steven Root, John Benjamin Hickey, and Aasif Mandvi, the show is the sleeper horror series of the year — it gets inside you and burns away in there like an ember. It’s on AMC+/Shudder in its entirety right now while also airing weekly on AMC on cable.

Below vs. Widow’s Bay: An Atlantic Coastal Horror Showdown

Below is one of this spooky season’s biggest shows, literally: Set on the coast of Newfoundland, it relies on sweeping vistas of the Atlantic shoreline, massive icebergs hundreds of miles from where they belong, and something very, very big lurking under the water’s surface.

It’s also very familiar. Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: A tiny fishing village in the Northeast is beset by strange phenomena that leave people missing, mad, or dead, and only one desperate man and his friends can stop the horror. That’s right, it’s also roughly the premise of Widow’s Bay, not to mention the dozens of Stephen King and H.P. Lovecraft stories and imitations that inspired it. And while Widow’s Bay operates in a comedic register that Below doesn’t possess (at least not intentionally), it’s hard to watch this new series without comparing it to its Emmy-festooned recent predecessor given their many narrative, character, and setting overlaps. So with all six episodes of Below now streaming on Netflix, we’re taking a survey of how creator Jesse McKeown’s and star Josh Hartnett’s Canadian maritime monster party stacks up against Katie Dippold’s New England horror comedy. In this cross-border, cross-streamer rivalry, which is the real village of the damned good television?

I compared and contrasted the very fun new sea-monster show Below with Widow’s Bay for Vulture. (Gift link!)

‘MobLand’ thoughts, Season 2, Episode 4: ‘Blank Curtain’

Tom Hardy echoes this binary nature in his performance. Harry’s most disarming quality is how casual he seems, how loose and laid-back even though he’s a battlefield commander. He peppers his speech with “yeah”s and “all right”s that deflate the gravitas of what he’s saying, no matter what that is. It’s a trait that can calm the most panicked people…or panic the most calm, because whether he’s saving someone’s life or ending it, it never changes. 

What seems endearing in one circumstance becomes repulsive under another. When you’re forcing a cop you bought off but who is now compromised to hang himself from a tree in the woods in the rain, for instance, that shit is no longer adorable. It’s nightmarish. Harry reminds me of Tommy from GoodFellas or Nicky from Casino: They really are funny guys, until they pop your eye out of your head with a vise. Their charm is poisonous.

I reviewed this week’s MobLand for Decider.

‘Twin Peaks’ thoughts, Season 3, Episode 13: ‘Part 13’

There’s no need to wonder where Big Ed Hurley is. He’s at Big Ed’s Gas Farm tonight, like he is every night, like he has been for decades. He sits by himself, eats takeout soup from the Double R, watches the cars pass in the dark from his island of light, and suffers in silence. 

Does Big Ed regret that the stars have never aligned for him and Norma? Does he regret that he didn’t do more to align them himself when he had the chance? Whatever the case, he’s trapped in a limbo every bit as paralyzing and soul-destroying as the one Dale Cooper spent the past 25 years in. No ring, no curtains, no zigzag floor — just a life spent watching the traffic go by on the road not taken.

I reviewed the wide-ranging thirteenth episode of Twin Peaks Season 3 for Pop Heist. Gift link!

‘Lanterns’ thoughts, Season 1, Episode 8: ‘Dirt and Stars’

Seriously. Were we supposed to know that eons-old shapehsifting robots could do the virgin-birth thing and make new shapeshifting robots who look, act, and age like humans? Because that feels like new news to me. Seems important! Maybe the Guardians should have mentioned it!

And yet you’re not going to see me complain about the twist any further, because the payoff is one terrific performance after another. Aaron Pierre is so rock solid as sleuthing, morally conflicted John Stewart that it’s as if he carries the weight of the whole show on his shoulders. 

He’s complemented by Kerry Macdonald, rarely more beautiful than when she greets Hal upon his release from jail in a flashback, or more empathetic than when she explains to John that she killed him without thinking to protect her child’s normal life rather than live amongst the stars as fugitives.

Playing two alternate versions of the same character, the wizened and repentant Hal of 2026 and the affable digital backup Hal of 20-odd years earlier, Kyle Chandler perfects the character’s unique chip-on-his-shoulder charm. The real Hal dies trying to save Noah and Kerry, but also not listening to what Kerry is saying — classic Hal. His backup dies telling John Stewart “Love you too, Junior” after tricking him into saying those three little words — a very different Hal altogether.

I reviewed tonight’s Lanterns finale for Decider.

‘MobLand’ thoughts, Season 2, Episode 3: ‘Bonzo Goes to Bitburg’

“The word got around that finally, there was a real gangster in town.” — Casino

It only occurs to me now, after this excellent episode of Paramount+’s MobLand, that the show has never had a really interesting villain. Discounting the shifting loyalties of the Harrigans themselves, all of whom are basically co-protagonists of the show, there’s really only been the tough-as-nails cockney crimelord Richie Stevenson and the cold-as-ice American macher Kat McAllister. You’ve seen British gangsters and Yankee black-ops bosses a million times. 

Frankie Cooper, by contrast, stands out in a crowd.

With his mop of hair and tracksuits, he looks like a man they found on a desert island somewhere, clinging to the belief that a 1994 festival with Oasis headlining was still going on. His speech is non-stop patter, non-stop bits, non-stop little jokes that more often than not are so smoothly delivered the target isn’t even given the opportunity to get mad. 

I reviewed this week’s MobLand for Decider.

‘Twin Peaks’ thoughts, Season 3, Episode 12: ‘Part 12’

Why put two such similar scenes, slinging around such unfamiliar names, back to back? In part I think it’s meant to reinforce what’s emerging as one of the season’s central conceits: Twin Peaks is everywhere and everyone, not just one little town and the weird people in it. There are weird people there we haven’t met and never will. There are weird people in Deer Meadow, in Buckhorn, in Las Vegas, in New York, in Rio de Janeiro. There were weird people in that rich people neighborhood where James Hurley had his film noir storyline back in Season 2! 

To whatever extent the original run of Twin Peaks was intended to feel like a peaceful idyll in a town time forgot — obviously it was much more complicated and sinister than that, but that was there — that’s gone now. Everywhere you look, characters on this show are constantly scrambling to stay one step ahead of the collection agency, the oncologist, the friend or family member who gets loose with his fists when he drinks. Poverty, disease, mental illness, and the threat of intimate violence and gun violence are everywhere. 

In working on this review, I mentioned that last bit to my wife. “Well, they are,” she said simply.

I reviewed Part 12 of Twin Peaks: The Return for Pop Heist. Gift link!

‘Lanterns’ thoughts, Season 1, Episode 7: ‘The Jordan Boys Legacy’

Flashbacks and Father’s Day Hallmark-card shit aside, I’ll risk sounding like a broken record and say once again how much this show benefits from its leads. All three are beautiful and charismatic, but all three, even the legitimately godlike John, feel like people it’s probably interesting to have a beer with — not fun necessarily, but it’ll be a conversation you’ll remember, and be glad to have. They’re endearing despite being, let’s face it, three very weird and compromised people. They’re the gold amid the green.

I reviewed tonight’s Lanterns for Decider.

Music Time: Joy Divsion – ‘Eternal (Live)’

Joy Division stood at the intersection of austerity and ecstasy. Restraint to the point of severity is a core component of the band’s sound, look, and legend: four dour, unsmiling young men from Manchester in nondescript clothing, creating spare paeans to alienation and oppression, all under the watchful eye and glacial hand of producer Martin Hannett. Their album covers are colorless, and the accompanying music feels black and white and gray all over.

Yet at the same time, Ian Curtis was one of the most nakedly emotive singers of his time. Throughout Joy Division’s concise discography, his warped crooner’s voice feels alternately choked with rage, despair, and, on rare occasions, even joy. Many of his songs end with him chanting the same lyric over and over—“So lose some sleep and say you tried!” “God in His wisdom took you by the hand, God in His wisdom helped you understand!” “Dance, dance, dance to the radio!”—as if desperate to make himself heard.

The 19 live recordings collected on Eternal (Live) begin in March 1979 and end just days before Curtis’ suicide in May 1980. Calling a 14-month span in a short-lived band’s run eternal would seem like overkill in most cases. But if the continued, pervasive influence of Joy Division on musicians of all kinds isn’t literally everlasting, that’s only because we haven’t gotten that far yet. The music that Curtis, Peter Hook, Stephen Morris, and Bernard Sumner created casts a dark and enduring shadow.

I’m back at Pitchfork for the first time in five years with my first real music writing in that long, too — a Best New Reissue review at Joy Division’s massive, astonishing live box set Eternal.

‘MobLand’ thoughts, Season 2, Episode 2: ‘Song 2’

It’s interesting to compare MobLand to The Gentlemen, Guy Ritchie’s other stylish British gangster thriller. Where the latter derives its power from bold imagery and biting class commentary, this show relies more on the strength of older, more idiosyncratic actors — not even Pierce Brosnan and Helen Mirren and Toby Jones, but Hardy and Pulver and Froggatt and Paddy Considine and so on. These characters aren’t brash up-and-comers; they’re middle-aged men and women who’ve lived lives, hard ones, and they look it. (In the sexiest way possible, for the most part.) They’re caught somewhere between a younger generation that doesn’t believe in a future and an older one that won’t live to see it but wants to take it all with them anyway.

I reviewed this week’s MobLand for Decider.

STC x Wrestling Brain on AEW All Out!

Can you believe I’m back on another wrestling podcast? If you ever want to see or hear what I look like when I’m happy as a clam, watch/listen to me talk wrestling for 90 minutes! I join fellow guest Dan Saraceni and host Josh Custodio for an in-depth look at this weekend’s big AEW pay-per-view event, All Out — previews, picks, predictions, and more!

‘Twin Peaks’ thoughts, Season 3, Episode 12: ‘Part 12’

Now this is a nice simple Twin Peaks episode. Just your basic, meat-and-potatoes storytelling about interdimensional vortices, murderous spectral woodsmen, mystery diseases, ancient symbols, and prophetic dreams about cherry pie. Easy peasy lemon squeezey!

In all seriousness, this is in many ways the most straightforward episode of Twin Peaks Season 3 to date. Sequences are largely self-contained rather than cross-cut, non-narrative surrealism and dream logic are kept to a minimum, and the continued sense that we’re getting somewhere across multiple storylines provides a natural gravitational pull, sucking us into the story — just like an interdimensional vortex.

I reviewed episode 11 of Twin Peaks Season 3 for Pop Heist. (Gift link!)

‘Monster: The Lizzie Borden Story’ thoughts, Episode 8: ‘Carnival’

Using women like Aileen, and women turned into modern myths like Lizzie, to make this point is a deliberate act of provocation. That’s the Monster project. The idea is that people who have done terrible things are still people, and we can make art that sympathizes with them, that attempts understand what made them what they are, without either artist or audience exploiting or condoning those terrible things. For eight episodes at a time, we can attend their carnival, and take away what lessons we can.

I reviewed the finale of Monster: The Lizzie Borden Story for Decider.

‘Monster: The Lizzie Borden Story’ thoughts, Episode 7: ‘Trial of the Century’

Lizzie enjoys her acquittal, of course. She thanks the jurors individually per Nance’s advice, then stands before the unfamiliar flashbulbs of the press and announces her intention to create an animal sanctuary. (Oh god, Lizzie Borden is going Carole Baskin.) She marches out of the courtroom and travels in her carriage to the triumphant strains of the Andrew Oldham Orchestra’s version of the Rolling Stones’ “The Last Time,” familiar as the basis for the Verve’s hit “Bitter Sweet Symphony.” She’s just vibing joyfully…but she’s doing it without Bridget, who disappears for the entire trial and is only glimpsed in hallucinations and wishful thinking.

But then I think about the literal acting lessons Lizzie received to win a not guilty verdict. I think about the old-school cinematic irises that have transitioned us in and out of different scenes. I think of that curtain opening at the start of the show, revealing a toy piano played by unseen hands. Is The Lizzie Borden Story hallucinations and wishful thinking all the way down?

I reviewed the penultimate episode of Monster: The Lizzie Borden Story for Decider.

‘Lanterns’ thoughts, Season 1, Episode 6: ‘Bad Optics’

Now what? If you have your audience asking that question right in the middle of the inaugural season of your show, I’m not sure if you’re doing something good or bad, but you’re certainly doing something unusual. 

That’s the point we reached at the end of episode five of HBO’s Lanterns. The three-way war between aliens, Lanterns, and Zoe the Manhunter, with the fate of Rushville, Nebraska hanging in the balance, reached its bloody conclusion. So did the struggle for control of the Green Lantern power ring: John Stewart pried it from Hal Jordan’s still living hand, then delivered it straight to Lianna the Guardian, refusing to take this extremely shitty job after all. Sheriff Kerry Kane calls off a mob of angry villagers when they surround John, and that’s that.

Leaving the fate of your show so wide open so early in the proceedings is, by far I think, the boldest thing series co-creators Chris Mundy, Damon Lindelof, and Tom King have done during the show’s shaky but promising run so far. In a way, of course, they’re just mimicking the structure of, you guessed it, True Detective Season 1, with its mid-season time jump from being primarily flashbacks to primarily present-day material, and its concurrent shift in the personalities and fortunes of the two main characters. But in both cases, the big mid-season climax only gets you so far. You still have to come up with something interesting for everyone to do afterwards.

So far, at least, Lanterns has done it.

I reviewed tonight’s Lanterns for Decider.