The Doors are good. They’re a good band, I’m sorry. Break On Through, Light My Fire, Touch Me, L.A. Woman, People Are Strange, Alabama Song, The End, Riders on the Storm, Love Me Two Times, Hello I Love You, Roadhouse Blues—guess what, that’s a good band! That’s more bangers in four years than Eric Clapton has across all of his projects in a decades-long career combined (for the record: Layla, Bell Bottom Blues, White Room, Tales of Brave Ulysses, Crossroads, Sunshine of Your Love, I Feel Free, Badge, While My Guitar Gently Weeps, Cocaine, and most of those were written by people not Eric Clapton), and I’m not even digging particularly deep. It’s not a Creedence Clearwater Revival’s contemporaneous California run of absolutely miraculous hitmaking, but it’s up there. The insistence that the Doors are a gigantic joke, a dorm-room poster posing as a band, a faux-poetic wet fart—it’s childish, tbh. It’s jejune. It’s “except rap and country,” it’s “Ringo was a bad drummer,” it’s a YouTube comment complaining that today’s music just can’t compare. It’s so, so freeing to leave it behind and fucking bellow YOU KNOW THAT IT WOULD BE UNTRUE! in that final verse as you sing along in the car or just shred BREAK ON THROUGH TO THE OTHER SIDE! at karaoke or whatever. Godfathers of goth along with the Velvet Underground as well. If the Doors were good enough for David Bowie, who loved them, they’re good enough for you too. We have Kiss and Bon Jovi and the Eagles (excepting the song Hotel California and the solo stuff) to kick around. Leave Mr. Mojo Risin’ alone!

I say all that to say this: The Jeff Healey Band really kill it on “Roadhouse Blues.” It’s the most natural fit possible for the movie (duh), for Healey’s more high-energy Stevie Ray Vaughn thing, and for a solo so hot you can all but smell smoke rising from the guitar he holds on his lap. It also loses the scat-singing portion of the song, which is probably one of the reasons you hate the Doors if you hate the Doors. They do it well enough that you could actually conceive of a full nightclub dancing to “Roadhouse Blues” by the Jeff Healey Band, and I mean dancing their asses off, or their gaucho hats, whichever comes first, which they do. LET IT ROLL, BABY, ROLL! LET IT ROLL….ALL NIGHT LONG!

A partial list of things Dalton smiles at during the “Roadhouse Blues” scene in Road House:

• The parking lot
• The crowd waiting in line to get in
• The guy counting attendance
• Jack the bouncer
• The crowd to his left
• The crowd to his right
• The Jeff Healey Band
• The pool table area
• The dining area
• The crowd at the bar
• Ernie the bartender
• His coffee
• The crowd on the dancefloor
• Frank Tilghman
• The prospect of taking care of Frank Tilghman’s problems

And the night is still young for him, too! By the time it’s over he’ll also have smiled at Dr. Elizabeth Clay in his parking lot, Dr. Elizabeth Clay in his apartment, Dr. Elizabeth Clay in her car which he’s driving, Otis Redding on the radio, Dr. Elizabeth Clay on his erect penis, and Dr. Elizabeth Clay nude on his roof. (Otis seems like the odd man out there until you consider his vital role in that particular progression.) None of these smiles are sardonic or wry. None are directed at stop signs torn from the ground and speared through his car windows, or at people who have or soon will have tried to stab him to death. These are genuine smiles of happiness, from a man who finds himself surrounded with the best things in life: happy crowds, good drinks, admiring proteges, soul music (blue- and brown-eyed varieties), Kevin Tighe, open-roofed motor vehicles, public nudity, the welcoming sex organs of a beautiful woman with a doctorate degree. The Dalton Path leads to a far green country.

I wasn’t joking when I joked yesterday that the road house we see when Jeff Healey starts playing the Doors’ “Roadhouse Blues” *is* Road House. Say what you want about the writing of this movie, but there’s almost always some serious narrative logic behind the editing of it—of which image follows which line, of which scene arrives at which moment. We saw it with Brad Wesley’s breakfast, the literal center of the film, before which Dalton is nice and after which Dalton is not nice. We saw it very early on, when director Rowdy Herrington’s credit appears immediately between Terry Funk yelling “DON’T COME BACK, PECKERHEAD!” at a man he just bodily threw through the doors of the Double Deuce and that shirtless yahoo boogieing on down in front of the chickenwire-wrapped stage. And we see it again here, when right after Dalton announces in no uncertain terms that he’ll never work for Brad Wesley, “Roadhouse Blues” plays over the debut of the new, remodeled Double Deuce in the very next shot. The scene that then takes place shows the bar as Frank Tilghman intended it to be—packed to the rafters, everyone happy, no one fighting (or shirtless). The booze is running low thanks to Brad Wesley’s blockade of distribution, but no violence breaks out and nothing breaks up the party. Everything else is going exactly the way the decision to hire Dalton to clean the place up was meant to ensure. Everything works. That’s the endpoint of the Dalton Path. That’s Road House.

That’s Road House