“The Affair” thoughts, Season Five, Episode Eight

From a certain perspective, “The Affair” is the perfect show to explore accusations of sexual harassment and abuse. So much of the #MeToo movement is about re-examining behaviors too long taken for granted or never properly evaluated as the violations of trust and consent that they are. Noah’s alternately amorous and contentious relationships with many women over the course of the series — to say nothing of the many moments his contact with women was fueled by alcohol or extreme emotional distress — is precisely the kind of conduct that can prove worthy of scrutiny.

But I can’t shake the feeling that the show is backfilling a #MeToo payload into a space it was content to leave undeveloped until just now. While individual incidents involving Alison and other women drove the occasional episode or arc, a coherent Noah-as-oblivious-serial-predator narrative is new. Considering how many different vantage points we’ve had into Noah’s life — his own, his ex-wives’, his girlfriends’, his daughter’s, and even that of a guy who once pointed a gun at him in anger — to have these accusations emerge now feels like a narrative cheat.

The alternative explanation — that Noah is right, that these accusations are ginned up and bogus, that the appearance of impropriety is all there is to it — doesn’t seem to hold water, not based on how Noah is portrayed in this episode anyway. The guy keeps stampeding into worse and worse situations of his own making, from denigrating a former student as a publicity hound to tracking his ex-publicist to an award ceremony and grabbing her by the arm in front of dozens of witnesses. Noah might see what he’s doing as only accidentally wrong, but the pattern we in the audience can observe is clear.

So we’re left with a show that has scant hours to go, turning hard against its own co-protagonist. The last time this happened, King’s Landing burned down. Much of the furor that greeted the conclusion of “Game of Thrones” was, I felt, misplaced, given the very clear and unequivocal signs and behavior displayed by Daenerys up to that point. People were upset because they didn’t want to see their hero turn heel. So I find myself asking, is that what’s upsetting me here? Did Noah pull the wool over my eyes all this time? Or is the show spending its final episodes trying to do so now?

I reviewed this week’s episode of The Affair for the New York Times. Tough to know what to make of it.

“Succession” thoughts, Season Two, Episode Ten: “This Is Not for Tears”

Succession‘s second season finale ends on a high point not just for the episode or the season but the entire series. Until now it’s seemed almost unthinkable that one of Logan Roy’s brood would defy him this dramatically after first agreeing not to. This is more shocking than Kendall’s first attempt to dethrone his dad, since we’d watched him build to that point over several episodes. Our only clues here were implicit and contextual: the presence of Cousin Greg, who kept copies of incriminating documents, by Kendall’s side; the Judas/Fredo kiss Kendall planted on his dad’s cheek when he agreed to be the fall guy required to placate congressional investigators and nervous shareholders alike. With so little fanfare beforehand, watching Kendall actually get up there on the world stage and call his dad out for what he is feels like watching a dog suddenly stand on its hind legs and speak fluent Latin.

I reviewed the season finale of Succession for Decider. I liked it, though people need to calm way down about this thing. As I say elsewhere in the review, dramedies are the coward’s drama.

288. Sweat/No Sweat

Dalton is dripping with sweat when Wade Garrett visits to confront him. Dalton is perfectly dry when Dr. Elizabeth Clay visits to confront him a few hours later. This raises questions, considering that he’s wearing (or not wearing) the exact same thing in both scenes. Does his hair naturally revert to a feathered mullet pompadour when dry? Did he let his body air-dry naturally? Did he shower, and then put back on the same pants? Where does he shower, anyway? There’s no bathroom visible in his barn loft. Does he hose himself off in the nude for bathing purposes, and use some unseen outhouse for his bathroom needs generally?

Whatever the case, his dried, blown-out appearance in the second scene is belied by his demeanor. He’s no more in control here than he was when he was gushing sweat from every pore while yelling at his mentor. True, he doesn’t try to punch Doc in the face full-force, or at all, but he’s just as petulant and broken-sounding as he was with Wade. The situation with Wesley, the admonishments from Wade and Elizabeth, the plight of Red and Strodenmire—it’s all too much regardless of whether he’s toweled himself off. You can cleanse the boy of his flopsweat, but you can’t cleanse the boy of his flopsweat, you know what I mean?

287. Arms

One of the reasons it’s easy to tell that Dalton isn’t holding a cigarette at the start of his confrontation with Dr. Elizabeth Clay, despite the appearance of one in his hand by the end of it, is the positioning of his arms. They’re crossed above his stomach, and stay that way as he turns toward her, ranting and raving about how he’s seen the likes of Brad Wesley many, many times. I can’t say that I’ve seen the likes of Dalton many, many times, at least insofar as I’ve never argued with a shirtless man who walks around with his arms crossed like he’s in a straitjacket. It looks very, very weird, especially when combined with his petulant tone of voice and jut-jawed, neck-straining body language.

But Dalton is in a straightjacket, isn’t he? One of his own making. He refuses to quit the town because of his feelings for the Doc and his anger towards Brad Wesley. But he also refuses to listen to the Doc, who’s telling him to forget his anger towards Brad Wesley and just get the hell out of there. He’s staying behind for the sake of someone who wants him to leave. His motives are crisscrossed, just like his arms.

286. Smokin’

While Dalton is busy ranting and raving, smoke starts wafting up from below the frame. Dalton’s got passion in his pants and he ain’t afraid to show it, but though you’d be forgiven for thinking that’s the source of the smoke, I’m afraid the truth is more prosaic: a continuity error sees him smoking a cigarette toward the end of the conversation but not at the beginning. At no point does he move anyplace where he could conceivably have picked up an (already lit) cigarette after appearing at the window without one in his hand—trust me, I’ve looked. That said, isn’t it marvelous that at some point during the filming they thought what this scene needed was for Dalton to be shirtless, sulky, and smoking? The trifecta, if you will? Given what’s about to occur—without spoiling it, Dalton will soon find he has pressing business elsewhere, without the time to extinguish a cigarette on the way to attending it—the “give him a cigarette” decision could well have led to him accidentally burning down his barn. But by god we want our hero to be a tough guy, and tough guys smoke. Shirtless. In their dancing pants. While they whine. While their girlfriends yell at them. In their (highly flammable) barn loft apartment.

285. Lame

Childish, petulant, angry, sulky, and frightened, Dalton is no longer himself—or is it that he’s become too much himself? Either way, gone are the minimalist barbs that undid verbal sparring partners like Morgan and Horny Steve earlier in the film, “opinions vary,” “is she?”, and so on. When he detects Dr. Elizabeth Clay’s presence in his apartment, apparently his cooler-sense tells him that this time she’s not there to unzip her pants and get junk-on-junk without kissing first. Rather, she’s there to tell him to put a stop to the blood feud with her ex-husband Brad Wesley by getting the hell out of Dodge. What is his preemptive-strike quip this time around? “Little late for a house call, don’t you think?” Because she’s a doctor, get it? Not his best work.

But listen to his delivery and there’s more emotion and meaning in the line than you might realize. When he says “don’t you think” he emphasizes think, hitting the terminal -nk like a light slap to the face. It’s his way of displaying his neck frill and saying to the Doc what he said to Wade Garret: “Leave me alone.” He doesn’t particularly care what she thinks.

284. Dread

Frankenstein’s monster must always turn on his creator, and with one punch directed at Wade Garrett’s face, Dalton renders himself monstrous. Look: You can see his fear of what he’s becoming all over his face. It’s not just that he tried to strike his mentor down, though one can only imagine what he would have felt and done had he succeeded. It’s that the violence within himself, the violence he has kept at bay for years by obeying the Three Simple Rules and walking the Dalton Path, the violence he lets out only when it’s time to not be nice, the violence that has haunted him since Memphis—that violence is besting him, growing beyond his control. The dam sprang a leak and it is only through good fortune and Wade Garrett’s own skill that he was able to plug it back up before drowning. Will others be so lucky?

Dalton thinks—Dalton knows, I suspect—that the answer is no. This is why, when he gainsays Frank Tilghman’s assertion that Brad Wesley is afraid of him, he’s only telling half the story. Dalton is afraid of Brad Wesley because Brad Wesley is not afraid of him—because without that fear Wesley is free to act in such a way as to bring out the side of Dalton that Dalton is afraid of. It’s that side of him that scares him worse than anything.

Perhaps he can see himself mirrored in Wade Garrett’s eyes in this moment. Perhaps he sees what is happening to him as clearly as we do. The horror, the horror of knowing what you’re capable of, and feeling powerless to stop it.

283. Whose house? Red’s house

You can skim through your copy of Road House after writing about Road House for over two hundred and eighty days straight and still catch the occasional detail you’ve never noticed before. Case in point: Red Webster’s mailbox. Just in case you were looking for one of the other R. WEBSTERs in Jasper, I suppose, Red has tricked his mailbox out with hubcaps. Not content with owning and operating an auto parts store, Red brought his work home with him, then made it a part of his home. It makes you wonder if the other luminaries of Jasper society have done the same. Is Frank Tilghman’s mailbox festooned with broken tables? Does Pete Strodenmire’s say “WELCOME TO WAGON DAYS”? Does Dr. Elizabeth Clay’s come in the shape of a colonoscopy x-ray? We may never know; in fact I’ll go so far as to say we will never know; but the beauty of Road House is such that the doors to these possibilities are opened and never shut.

282. tfw you’re standing at the open window-wall of your extravagant barn loft apartment and gazing across the water at your nemesis’s mansion and wondering just how far he’ll push you now that your mentor has abandoned you to pursue your vendetta on your own and the only thing holding you back from unleashing your full fury is your own rapidly depleting reserve of restraint as the suffering inflicted on the town and people you’ve come to love deepens at a pace that threatens to exceed your ability to protect them

281. A hug is the shortest distance between two friends

For all his erudition where matters of bouncing and cooling are concerned, there are some expressions of emotion that are beyond Dalton’s ability to articulate. His feelings toward Wade Garrett at this moment are such emotions. When Wade, who’s just told Dalton he loves him, bids him farewell, Dalton pauses just long enough for the older man to leave, then attacks his heavy bag with a vengeance, a flurry of kicks and strikes. You can see right away that the salvo is unsustainable, and that this man, who’s already worked himself up so much that even his teeth appear to be sweating, must needs relent in his attack. You figure a quick cut away from the action will be the film’s exit from this scenario.

But instead, Dalton reaches out, wraps his arms around the punching bag, and leans in, letting it partially support his weight. We all need someone we can lean on, but Dalton has allowed that someone to exit his life. He wants to beat the living shit out of him for it, but he also wants nothing more than to collapse into his understanding and embrace, let them buoy him, keep him from slipping under.

If you care about Dalton it’s a hard moment to watch. He’s wrong to feel alone—Wade still cares about him, and so does Doc, and so do the likes of Emmett and Red and, in his bizarre way, Frank Tilghman. But he does feel alone nonetheless. So he’s hugging a punching bag, in lieu of assaulting the bag or hugging a human being. It’s a poor substitute for either, but in this moment it’s all he has.

“The Terror: Infamy” thoughts, Season Two, Episode Nine: “Come and Get Me”

“Government property, in the middle of New Mexico???” You had to know this was coming, even if Chester Nakayama and his family did not. The moment—the moment—Yuko the yureiescaped the fire Chester set in that cabin in the internment camp a few weeks back simply by showing some hustle, I thought to myself “You know what kind of fire she won’t be able to escape?”

Sure enough, we’re now in the Summer of ’45, the Nakayamas are in a bunker in the middle of the New Mexico desert, a random British guy with security clearance is wandering around drunkenly celebrating mankind’s conquest of the laws of nature, and a certain vengeful spirit almost certainly has a date with nuclear destiny. You didn’t think a series as heavy-handed with history as The Terror: Infamy would let the specter of Hiroshima and Nagasaki pass by unmolested, did you?

I reviewed the inevitable penultimate episode of The Terror: Infamy for the A.V. Club.

“Mr. Robot” thoughts, Season Four, Episode One: “401 Unauthorized”

It starts with the death of a main character. It seems, at first, to end with the death of the main character. In between, it plays out like an eerie paranoid thriller against a backdrop of international corruption and capitalism run amok. Written and directed by the series’s creator, Sam Esmail, the fourth and final season premiere of “Mr. Robot” plays to all the show’s strengths and none of its weaknesses.

I reviewed the season premiere of Mr. Robot for the New York Times. I liked it quite a bit, which was a relief.

“The Affair” thoughts, Season Five, Episode Seven

Joanie, Joanie, Joanie. What are we going to do with your share of “The Affair”? The grown-up daughter of Cole and Alison Lockhart dominates this episode — which, given the strength of Noah Solloway’s segment, ought to be a compliment. But when Joanie seeks out and finds her mother’s killer, what happens manages to upend the show’s narrative apple cart so completely that it’s hard to appreciate anything that came before.

I reviewed this week’s episode of The Affair for the New York Times. It took a wild left turn and I did not come along for the ride.

“Succession” thoughts, Season Two, Episode Nine: “DC”

The chickens have sailed home to roost. Written by series creator Jesse Armstrong and directed by series mainstay Mark Mylod, this week’s episode of Succession sees the long-simmering cruise-ship sex-abuse scandal storyline bear fruit, as the Roys and their lackeys are called to testify before the Senate to answer for their crimes. Now, this is Succession, so you know ahead of time nothing will come of it. But the Roys are generally at their most compelling when they’re forced to pretend to be normal humans during the rare occasions when other people have a leg up on them, and this is one of those occasions. It’s worth taking a little time to savor.

I reviewed this week’s episode of Succession, which I liked better than most, for Decider.

280. “I love you, mijo.”

“No, we don’t wanna do this,” Wade Garrett says as he takes Dalton by the hand as only a fellow cooler can: by stopping the punch the younger man just aimed at his face. Toughness and tenderness in a single gesture.

But there’s more.

“I wanna tell you something else,” says the old man: “You taught me as much as I ever taught you.” The teacher has become the student. The Way of Wade Garrett, shaped by the Dalton Path as it shapes the Dalton Path. Applied Philosophy 101.

But there’s still more, and it means more than anything.

“I love you, mijo.

At last, at long last, the subtext is text. More than a teacher, advisor, mentor, friend. Mijo means “son.” A father’s love, bestowed mere seconds after the son tried to kill the father. There is no love greater.

“I’ll see you.” Wade Garrett departs, leaving his mijo, his Dalton, to contemplate his words, and to succeed or fail in the quest he has chosen to take on. He is armed in Wade Garrett’s love, now.

We will soon see what happens when that love is taken away.

279. Wade Garrett goads Dalton into throwing a punch at him, which he intercepts, and really what more is there to say than this:

278. “Leave me alone!”

Wade Garret is calm. Cool. Collected. Most importantly, clothed. After the events of the past two days he’s ready to blow this popsicle stand (whether or not Brad Wesley brought the Good Humor Man to Jasper is unknown) and head on down the road. He wants his amigo, his mijo, to come with him. “You don’t need this,” he says, referring to Brad Wesley, to Jasper, to blown-up auto parts stores and run-over auto dealerships and aggressive stripteases.

“Don’t tell me what I need!” Dalton growls as he hits the heavy bag like a man possessed. “If you wanna go, go, get the fuck out of here and leave me alone!

There’s a juvenile growl that creeps into his voice in that last phrase. The sound of a child desperately telling a bully to cut it out, a teenager yelling at his mom to get out of his room, Karen from GoodFellas reverting to girlhood and shouting “You don’t know how I feel!” at her mother when she complains about Henry Hill’s late-night gallivanting. Dalton, too, reverts to childhood around his mentor.

If Wade were thinking more clearly he’d know that this would happen, he’d know that telling Dalton what to do when he’s like this all but guarantees the opposite outcome. But I think it’s less naïveté that animates Wade’s words and more a grim premonition of the future should he and Dalton stick around. Horny Marines and drunken yokels they can handle. Brad Wesley and his goon army have proven themselves to be a whole new order of trouble. Faced with overwhelming firepower, the Way of Wade Garrett is to walk away, before it’s too late.

Alas.

277. Annihilation of the Shirt

It’s all gone to shit, hasn’t it. It’s all gone to shit, and it goes ill with the king. Just two days prior Dalton was up all night with Wade and the Doc, drinking beers and showing off scars and looking at pubes and asses and generally having a grand old time. Then Brad Wesley, finally, took the results of the Breakfast Conference to heart. He blew up Red Webster’s store. He had Denise dance provocatively at the Double Deuce. He sicced Jimmy on Jack, Hank, Younger, and Wade. He ran over Strodenmire Ford with a monster truck. War was declared and battle came down.

Where does this leave Dalton? Not being nice, yes, that’s obvious. But in what way? How can he vent the fury he knows can be lethal if he’s not careful? By taking his fucking shirt off, that’s how. By taking his fucking shirt off and sweating so much it looks like someone applied a thin coat of vaseline and beating the living shit out of his homemade punching bag. Better that than the alternative—or is it?

Gone are the days when shirtlessness signaled calm, tranquility, peace with himself and his surroundings. He’s not getting out of bed bare-assed and having a smoke while his new friend brings him breakfast. He’s not performing tai chi on the shore as old men gaze in admiration. He’s not fresh from coitus with the doctor he loves. He is anger, he is rage, he is fire and life incarnate, he is the darkness within, and he is not wearing a fucking shirt. Not on this side of the Third Rule, no.

Inside NXT’s Two-Front Wrestling War

Raw and Smackdown are like this band you were into when they first started,” Levesque tells me hours before the USA Network premiere. “They were small, and no one had heard of them, and they were the greatest band ever, right? Then, five, six years and two, three albums down the line, they go mainstream and hit it big. Casual people are all into them because they’re selling out stadiums, and you’re like, ‘That is the worst piece of crap sellout song they’ve ever made. You’ve got to go back and listen to these first two albums!’

Raw and Smackdown are the thing that want to try to grab everyone,” he continues. “NXT? I want to grab people at that base level, where they started, where this is the greatest band ever. There’s not as many of them, but they’re super-engaged from day one. We’re gonna be laser-focused on the stuff that the more passionate fans will care about — the pure product, as opposed to just the spectacle.”

NXT is fighting the Wednesday Night War against AEW—and against blending in with the rest of WWE. I spoke with Paul “Triple H” Levesque, Bianca Belair, Adam Cole, Pete Dunne, and Matt Riddle about it for Thrillist.

276. Ragged Old Flag

I can’t stop thinking about Pete Strodenmire’s tie. It’s Wagon Days down at the dealership, see, and Peter Strodenmire woke up that morning in good spirits. Sure, there was that business with Red to worry about, and Brad Wesley would almost certainly stop by to rub his nose in it, but Strodenmire didn’t mind. It was a beautiful morning, a fine morning, the kind of morning that makes the day seem endless with sunshine and possibilities. And here it’s Wagon Days—the most wonderful time of the year, he’d joke with Pam in the office. The good people of Jasper would flock to Strodenmire Ford for good deals, good friends, and all the free wieners they can eat. It’s enough to put a song in your heart, and for Pete Strodenmire that song was by-god the Star-Spangled Banner. Days like this made him proud to be an American, Brad Wesley be damned. And who knows—by the time this Wagon Day was over Strodenmire might be that much closer to his own American Dream, that little slice of paradise in Key Biscayne. He could picture the little driftwood sign with the house’s name in handpainted letters: BEACHY KEEN.

Yes, it was going to be a fine day. A fine, fine day.