Ultimate Spider-Men

Ultimate Spider-Man has been one of the most consistently entertaining superhero comics around throughout its entire 100-or-so issue run thus far. Over at my day job, Dylan Brucie has an absurdly in-depth “director’s commentary”-style interview with series creators Brian Michael Bendis and Mark Bagley, running down every storyline in the comic’s history. Highly recommended.

Black Celebration

I haven’t seen Brian DePalma’s The Black Dahlia yet, but I had to chuckle at Dana Stevens’s pan of the flick at Slate, which kicks off by decrying the film’s lack of “moral weight.” An amoral DePalma film? You don’t say! This is like complaining about the shocking presence of dick jokes in a Mel Brooks movie.

Anyway, the great Matt Zoller Seitz has his own review of the movie up at The House Next Door, and while I only got about four sentences into it before a SPOILER WARNING scared me away, the sense I get is that he had a more positive take on the film. As a great admirer of pretty much any DePalma film in which a blonde figures prominently (Body Double, Femme Fatale, Scarface) my hunch is I’ll be on Seitz’s side, but we’ll see.

I’ll be right baaaaaaack

Apologies for the lack of update yesterday. As you might have noticed over the past few weeks, I’ve kinda quietly adopted a daily-posting schedule that I’ve had no problem maintaining, and my only reason for not posting yesterday is, well, I forgot. But in general you can expect an update a day, until I get tired of it, at which point they’ll cease without notice because I hate these meta-blogging posts as much as you probably do!

But anyways, Matt at Black Lagoon reviews Scream, the film that, whether we like it or not, revived horror as a viable genre. (Of course, things stalled out at a certain point until The Sixth Sense and The Blair Witch Project opened up some other avenues of exploration in ’99, but yeah, Scream started it.) It’s not necessarily a film I’m interested in revisiting, but I remember finding it scary at the time, and at any rate it’s probably as unfair to blame Scream for its shitty imitators as it is to blame Star Wars for Independence Day or Seinfeld for Caroline in the City, so Matt’s considered praise is worth your time.

Everything’s gone green

Or gray, as the case may be: Brian at Giant Monster Blog has posted an in-depth review of the recent deluxe DVD release of Gojira, which includes a subtitled version of the original Japanese film as well as the Americanized Godzilla, King of the Monsters. If Steven’s Horror Roundtable question had been what my favorite afternoon horror-TV experience was, it would have been Godzilla movies on WPIX Channel 11, hands down.

Let the midnight special shine a ever-lovin’ light on me

My contribution at Steven’s Horror Roundtable this week details my all-time greatest late-night horror TV experience. Now that I think about it, between the viewing I talk about at the Roundtable and that wee-hours airing of Velvet Goldmine I caught about six years later, my life has been totally and irrevocably changed at least twice because I was staying up past my bedtime and flipping through the channels.

I’m with Al Columbia

Kinda-sorta big news for horror fans: Eric Reynolds at Fantagraphics is hinting that Al Columbia, the reclusive, anti-prolific writer-artist responsible for some of the most acclaimed horror comics of the altcomix era (not to mention the album art for The Postal Service’s record), may have a book-length collection on the way.

Speaking of comics, if you’ve ever wanted to hear why I’m rooting for Iron Man in Marvel’s Civil War event, this week’s Thursday Morning Quarterback column at Wizard is your chance!

Now here’s something you don’t see every day

A visual mash-up combining a salute to Beyonc

Carnival of souls

Good news: MGM is making a live-action film of The Hobbit with Peter Jackson attached to direct. Bad news: That is news to Peter Jackson. Good news: He’s game, though! (Hat tip: Jason Adams.)

Bad news: As previously hinted by producer John Harrison, the Abarat film/theme-park/multimedia-extravaganza project at Disney is officially no longer at Disney, says mastermind Clive Barker. More bad news: Weaveworld the Showtime miniseries is no longer in production at Showtime. Good news: There’s still every intention of making the Weaveworld miniseries and the Abarat films, as well as books 3, 4, and 5, Galilee 2, The Third Book of the Art, possibly Cabal 2 and 3, definitely Pinhead/Harry D’Amour mash-up The Scarlet Gospels (3,000 pages into the manuscript and counting)…all this, plus fascinating musings on writing, theatre, music, painting, and god knows what-all else in this extra-long interview with Barker at official site Revelations. (Hat tip: Pete Mesling.)

More Barker: That little Google Ads sidebar to your right reveals limited edition giclee prints from Abarat for sale at Every Picture Tells a Story.

Frank “Sin City/Dark Knight” Miller waxes patriotic at NPR.

Loren Coleman at Cryptomundo reminds us that the late, great Steve Irwin once took a turn for the cryptozoological when he devoted part of an episode of The Crocodile Hunter to the elusive, presumed extinct Thylacine, or Tasmanian Tiger.

Finally, I’ve posted my picks for the 7 Best Horror Movies of the Past 7 Years (give or take a few films).

Better Eight Than Never

After finally catching The Descent over the weekend (in the tiniest gigantic-cineplex theatre I’ve ever seen, Theatre 2 at the AMC 25 on 42nd Street–great place to see a movie, f’real), I finally feel equipped to take part in the meme that was all the rage in the horror blogosphere a few weeks ago: The 7 Best Horror Movies of the Past 7 Years.

Ever the maverick, though, I’ve opted to go with 8 selections. I tried narrowing it down, but I realized that no matter which one I eliminated I’d be cutting something I truly believed belonged on the list. So never let it be said that ADDTF doesn’t deliver something extra for its readers.

The 8 Best Horror Movies of the Past 7 Years (give or take a couple of movies)

1. The Blair Witch Project: The scariest movie I

9.11.06

God bless America
Land that I love
Stand beside her
And guide her
Through the night with a light from above
From the mountains
To the prairies
To the oceans
White with foam
God bless America
My home sweet home

—–
As he followed her inside Mother Abagail’s house he thought it would be better, much better, if they did break down and spread. Postpone organization as long as possible. It was organization that always seemed to cause the problems. When the cells began to clump together and grow dark. You didn’t have to give the cops guns until the cops couldn’t remember the names…the faces…

Fran lit a kerosene lamp and it made a soft yellow glow. Peter looked up at them quietly, already sleepy. He had played hard. Fran slipped him into a nightshirt.

All any of us can buy is time, Stu thought. Peter’s lifetime, his children’s lifetimes, maybe the lifetimes of my great-grandchildren. Until the year 2100, maybe, surely no longer than that. Maybe not that long. Time enough for poor old Mother Earth to recycle herself a little. A season of rest.

“What?” she asked, and he realized he had murmured it aloud.

“A season of rest,” he repeated.

“What does that mean?”

“Everything,” he said, and took her hand.

Looking down at Peter he thought: Maybe if we tell him what happened, he’ll tell his own children. Warn them. Dear children, the toys are death–they’re flashburns and radiation sickness, and black, choking plague. These toys are dangerous; the devil in men’s brains guided the hands of God when they were made. Don’t play with these toys, dear children, please, not ever. Not ever again. Please…please learn the lesson. Let this empty world be your copybook.

“Frannie,” he said, and turned her around so he could look into her eyes.

“What, Stuart?”

“Do you think…do you think people ever learn anything?”

She opened her mouth to speak, hesitated, fell silent. The kerosene lamp flickered. Her eyes seemed very blue.

“I don’t know,” she said at last. She seemed unpleased with her answer; she struggled to say something more; to illuminate her first response; and could only say it again:

I don’t know.

–Stephen King, The Stand

Re-enter the Dragon

Cult-fave survival-horror manga series Dragon Head is apparently no longer going to be one of the titles publisher Tokyopop sells exclusively on its website (as opposed to bookstores, comic shops, and other online retailers), a move that until this seeming repeal had generated a storm of controversy and is likely to continue to do so. Me, I’m just glad I can buy this thing without breaking the bank–did you see what Tpop charges for shipping? (Hat tip: Tom Spurgeon.)

Let’s Get Lost

The Lost Experience ARG has been solved, and this is the result: a “training video” explaining the origin and purpose of the Dharma Initiative, straight from the mouth of Alvar Hanso himself. Needless to say, SPOILERS abound.

Bitchin’!

I’m still not 100% sold on the way the ARG treated some aspects of Lost the television show as fiction and others as reality, thereby making it pretty unclear how this little video fits into the canon of the TV Lost world. And there are some cringeworthy acting moments there toward the end. But still, pretty bitchin’. Anything that exploits what Infocult might call the Gothic potential of old media as astutely as this does is worth putting up with some problems for.

(Hat tip: This EXTREMLY SPOILERY entry at The Lost Blog.)

Around the world

During this week’s Horror Roundtable at The Horror Blog, I make a startling admission.

During this week’s Thursday Morning Quarterback at Wizard, I take a stab at American Splendor #1, Jack Staff #11, The Exterminators #9, Detective Comics #823, The Atom #3 and more. Plus, some of my coworkers work blue.

Finally, thank you David Taylor for letting me know that Dark Horse has been releasing new English translations of Junji Ito’s horror manga Tomie. How did I miss that before?

Carnival of souls

FourFour’s Rich Juzwiak went to see Neil LaBute’s The Wicker Man so you don’t have to. Interesting perspective, given that he’s not nuts about the original.

That werewolf-centric TV on the Radio video I mentioned the other day is up at AOL Music’s Indie Blog, and it’s awesome, both musically and visually. (Link courtesy of Pitchfork.)

Finally, Steven at The Horror Blog brings word via Fangoria that the production company behind 300, Slither, and the Dawn of the Dead remake are planning a prequel to John Carpenter’s The Thing. If it weren’t for the curve-breaking excellence of Dawn, I’d probably be a lot more nervous about this than I am.

Deader ‘n Hell

Courtesy of Antipax’s Hellraiser Gallery comes this super-informative interview with producer John Harrison at iF Magazine. A collaborator of both Clive Barker’s and George Romero’s, Harrison reveals among many other juicy tidbits that the forthcoming Diary of the Dead is most definitely a return to the initial zombie outbreak portrayed in Night of the Living Dead rather than a sequel moving us further forward into the post-apocalyptic world of the subsequent Dead films; that Barker’s multimillion dollar Abarat project at Disney might well have seen its film incarnation die with Disney’s feature animation department upon the absorption of Pixar; and that the framing stories from Barker’s Books of Blood series are being combined into a film entitled, appropriately enough, Clive Barker’s Books of Blood. Jeez, go and read it already!

A brief thought about the Crocodile Hunter

Some know-it-alls will indulge in Darwin Awards-style idiocy. They fail to undestand that Steve Irwin was a man who lived and died in an effort to impress upon people that all animals–even the scary, ugly, deadly ones–deserve our compassion, respect, and protection. Good on ya, Steve. I’ll miss you.

Previously on Lost

Over at the day job, I had a hand in editing our big pre-Season Three Lost feature, sort of one-stop shopping for catch-up info, speculation, and established facts about this October’s big comeback (for which there’s already a promo or two buzzing around). Not a bad read for a lazy Labor Day afternoon.

The fake world

My contribution to the Horror Blog’s Horror Roundtable this week: the story of how The Missus and I lucked into seeing the premiere of one of the best shows on television.

Speaking of both the Horror Blog and television, courtesy of the HB’s quote of the day I’ve learned that the new video for avant-rock combo TV on the Radio will involve a pair of awesome things: werewolves and America’s Next Top Model. (This is still pretty cool even if they’re using ANTM winner Naima, who always looks like she just smelled a fart.)

Finally, the remake of the The Wicker Man came out this week, for better or for worse, and my Wizard co-worker Jeremy James interviewed director Neil LaBute about it. Me? I saw The Illusionist last night–now that’s a good time at the movies! Recommended.

The real world

I didn’t know that even one great white shark had been successfully held in captivity, but the Monterey Bay Aquarium recently unveiled its second white shark. My sea-monster-loving hormones just went into overdrive.

Meanwhile, in far bleaker real-world news, the mother of Johnny Gosch, a little boy who was disappeared while on his paper route 24 years ago, says she’s received a picture of the boy bound and gagged. But potentially even more disturbing are the reasons for skepticism about this development professed by astute and tireless crimeblogger Steve Huff.

If they somehow dug up Orwell’s corpse and added him to the bill, I’d actually fly across country for this

Courtesy of Fantagraphics’ house blog Flog! comes word that Charles Burns, author of the horror graphic novel Black Hole, and Chuck Palahniuk, author of the horror prose novels Lullaby, Diary, and Haunted (as well as Fight Club, duh) will be holding a joint appearance at Seattle’s Bumbershoot arts festival. Holy smokes.