Day job follies

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In addition to the strangely fascinating He-Man gallery I talk about below, the good people at Wizard Entertainment have put up a lot of pieces you might be interested in reading.

First and foremost, there’s my colleague Andy Serwin’s interview with Battlestar Galactica‘s Edward James Olmos, who reveals some details about this upcoming Sunday’s episode (which he directed) and delves into the state of sci-fi in general.

Next, you may not be aware of this, but I help write ToyFare‘s beloved parody comic feature “Twisted ToyFare Theatre.” It has an undeserved reputation for just being toys with word balloons over their heads making fart jokes, but when I first started reading it I found myself laughing out loud again and again and again (and that was before I started working on it; now, of course, it’s a Pythonesque masterpiece); my guess is that if you are even a little bit of a nerd, the same thing will happen to you. Anyway, the website currently features my favorite of all the TTT episodes I’ve worked on thus far, a G.I. Joe parody I was fairly intimiately involved with, and I invite you to read and enjoy. And if you like it, there’s more where that came from: the Twisted ToyFare Theatre Vol. 8 collection, in which you’ll find quite a few strips with my stamp on them, is on sale now.

And as (almost) always, I’m part of this week’s Thursday Morning Quarterback crew; my opinions on Wednesday’s issues of Doctor Strange: The Oath, Silent War, 52, Cold Heat (yes, you read that right), Criminal, Eternals, and Wolverine are yours for the perusing.

The Power of Grayskull

A while back I wrote about the primal influence exerted by He-Man on my imagination to this day. There’s something about its everything-and-the-kitchen-sink approach to constructing genre entertainment for children that makes me think “Why can’t genre entertainment for grown-ups be like that, too?” Its magpie aesthetic is reflected in a lot of the art I enjoy these days, from David Bowie to Grant Morrison.

Anyway, over at the day job, ToyFare has posted a selection of He-Man pin-up posters created by various comic book artists for a He-Man DVD release–such as the portrait of Skeletor and his minions by Dan Brereton you see above–and immediately upon seeing them I was reminded of just how much I dig Eternia. Go check it out.

Toddlerpede

Wow, that’s delightfully creepy.

Lots, lots more where that came from at the site of artist Jon Beinart.

(Hat tip: Ken.)

Quote of the day

Two human heads sawn in half were found in fridge-freezers used to store pork at the home of suspected serial killer Robert Pickton.

Horror at ‘mass murderer’ farm,” Emily Smith, The Sun

(Hat tip: The Daily Gut.)

Good Lord

That is one scary water monster.

It’s a frilled shark, and it’s rarely seen alive. A Japanese marine park captured it after it was spotted by a fisherman. And it’s SCARY AS HELL.

More here. Hat tip: Ken.

Man defies water monsters

This gentleman is my hero.

LIMA, Peru – Few would even dare swim the Amazon river bank to bank but Slovenian Martin Strel plans to swim 3,375 miles down the world

That’s Doctor President Baltar to you, pal

Best t-shirt ever?

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FREE GAIUS: So say we all!

Support the best character on Battlestar Galactica by purchasing this t-shirt (for a measly $9.99!) at Hobocamp Crafts. (More good stuff here.)

Quote of the day

“Body parts everywhere, many bodies charred; it was horrible,” the official said.

“Car bombings kill 75 in Baghdad,” CNN.com

We need more commercials that reference Jules Verne

Count the TOTALLY AWESOME hollow-earth genre tropes in this Dodge Nitro commercial.

Merlot not included

The second my friend Zach Oat told me he’d made this t-shirt, I knew people were just gonna flip out.

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Men’s and women’s versions on sale here. For more fine products from Zach and his missus Melissa, visit Hobocamp Crafts.

1,000-word response to the rumor that Ewan MacGregor will play Kurt Cobain in a biopic

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Learning experiences

Learn the identity of my favorite horror sub-genre at this week’s Horror Roundtable.

Learn my opinions on this week’s issues of Ultimate Spider-Man, Green Lantern, 52, Battlestar Galactica, Conan and the Midnight God, Girls, Marvel Adventures Avengers, and Ultimate X-Men at the latest installment of Thursday Morning Quarterback.

Don’t you feel smarter already?

Here’s a good idea

Go read Bill Sherman’s great review of Ross Campbell’s frightening, bloody, erotic, queer-friendly zombie graphic novel The Abandoned.

Another quote of the day

I remember babysitting about 15 years ago for a couple of younger kids and watching some of the early animation and in the middle of it one of the kids standing up and holding his hands up like Jackie Mason and proclaiming to heaven, “Why, oh why can’t somebody be his friend?”

Tom Spurgeon on Casper the Friendly Ghost

Quote of the day

“The reign of terror has ended. The quest for justice has just begun,” prosecutor Andrew Thomas said.

“Suspected ‘Baseline Killer’ indicted on 74 charges,” AP, CNN.com

It’s all in your head

Curt at Groovy Age takes The Descent and other films to task for copping out when it comes to the scary stuff and revealing that the supernatural or monstrous aspects of the movie were really all figments of a character’s psychological disturbance. The only problem I have with that (besides the old “there’s more than one way to skin a cat” routine)? The Descent suggests no such thing, of course! Not sure where the Groovy One got that idea–I didn’t detect it in the movie at all, and it’s also not supported by any statements made by the cast or crew in the making-of documentaries…

They don’t make news stories like this anymore

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Loren Coleman has the scoop on a 1922 search for a plesiosaur in South America. I want to go on one of these one day.

Not even a little bit horror-related, but I don’t care, it made my day

Scrubs will be back for a seventh season!

(Hat tip: Whitney Matheson.)

Headline of the day

Now They’re Just Throwing Darts at a Board: Motel Hell is Being Remade

–Scott Weinberg, Cinematical

Related:

Lost Boys 2: When Vampires Surf

–Scott Weinberg, Cinematical

Lost mobisodes officially lost

The day job breaks the news from within the Lost camp that the 13 promised two-minute mobile-phone “mobisodes” that were to bridge the gap between the two halves of Season Three (the conceit being that character Hurley would find a video camera and shoot some goings-on with his fellow castaways) are on a more-or-less permanent hold due to ongoing negotiations between Touchstone and the actors involved.