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* Is it just me, or does the new, numerically enhanced trailer for the Friday the 13th remake (via Jason Adams) deliberately evoke this YouTube montage of every killing from the entire series?

* A collection of David B.’s dream comics? Where did this come from?

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* Another thing about the end of Secret Invasion: So now Iron Man, title character of the hugely popular and effervescent film starring Robert Downey Jr., is not just a privacy-invading, gulag-running tyrant, but an incompetent one to boot, who is now staggering out of office in ignominy? That’s one way to play it, I guess. I’m not one to assert real-world allegories, but if you had to pick one real-world political figure with that basic career trajectory…let’s just say it’s not a person with whom I’d align the lead character in Marvel Studios’ main movie franchise.

* That being said, whatever problems I may have with the multi-year Civil War/Initiative/World War Hulk/Secret Invasion/Dark Reign uber-event as a story or as a vehicle for likable characters whose core concepts remain intact, I’m impressed as hell by it as an editorial/organizational/marketing mechanism. If you’re the kind of person who’s interested in the status quo of a shared corporate superhero universe in and of itself, I’d imagine it’s rather exciting to see all the ducks in a row on such a consistent basis.

* Hey, look, a new Doves album is on the way. I like this band a great deal. (Via Pfork.)

* Apparently I also like this band:

* Now here’s something that College Sean T. Collins would have paid money to see: A French prankster played Mario Kart in real traffic. This is the result. Just wait till you see the banana peels. (Via Topless Robot.)



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* Look at the cover for Antony & the Johnson’s upcoming album The Crying Light. (Via Ryan Catbird.)

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Comics Time: My Brain Is Hanging Upside Down

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My Brain Is Hanging Upside Down

David Heatley, writer/artist

Pantheon, September 2008

128 pages, hardcover

$24.95

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The prospect of reviewing these intensely autobiographical comics by David Heatley is a daunting one because there seems to be no way to do so without reviewing David Heatley. Oddly, I’ve never really felt that way about his work before when I’ve encountered it. I thought his surreal “Overpeck” serial in MOME was powerful–as good as his dream comics might have been had he not labeled them “dream comics” and thus neutered their disquieting illogic. I’m also on the record as a great admirer of his “Sex History” strip as it appeared in Kramers Ergot 5 (the 48-panel grids were a brilliant way to convey such an overwhelming amount of uncomfortable information), and a defender of the “Portrait of My Mom” and “Portrait of My Dad” strips that appeared in Ivan Brunetti’s second Anthology of Graphic Fiction (they displayed Heatley’s underappreciated sense of humor and comedic build-up within each sub-strip). In none of these cases did I feel like I was evaluating Heatley as a person.

But My Brain put me in that uncomfortable position, perhaps–almost certainly, in fact–because my reaction to it was so viscerally negative. There are plenty of comics I’ve read that left me thinking “that should have been done differently”; this is the first I’ve read in a long time that made me think “this shouldn’t have been done at all” (and wasn’t written by Jeph Loeb). The primary culprit? “Race History,” a black-and-white (no pun intended) companion piece to “Sex History,” detailing Heatley’s relationships, however slight, with various black people he’s known. I’m trying to think of how to put this…there’s probably a way to take this idea and not make it just as dehumanizing and racist as it seems it would be, just as dehumanizing and racist as the behavior and mentality one assumes it’s designed to expose and excoriate, but boy howdy did Heatley not find that way! There’s something almost literally nauseating in this interminable onslaught of alternating bigotry and white liberal guilt. The point where my disgust for the strip became insurmountable was a scene where young David is sleeping over at a friend’s house, and the kid’s mother helps take care of David’s stomachache. “Try laying on yo belly. It should settle yo stomach down,” she says, in dialect reminiscent of late-’70s Marvel Comics street toughs, before David thinks “I forgot she’s a doctor.” And blam! It struck me how disgraceful it is to take this human being, who has a family, who worked the crazy hours and racked up the crazy student loans and god knows what else that all doctors do, reduced to a “blackcent”-spouting cameo in some guy’s ungodly long (seriously, at one point I closed the book and saw how many more black-trimmed pages of the strip I had left and my draw literally dropped) narcissistic display of how he’s spent his entire life looking at black people as being black before people.

I think the grossest thing about the strip, the part that prevents me from saying “well, he’s just cataloguing his own faults, he’s aware of how awful this is” is that even when his relationships with black people are healthy, mutually enjoyable ones, Heatley still seems to view them as trophies to prove his enlightenment. Every positive interaction with a stranger, every move to a black neighborhood that goes well, every friendship, every professor who helped him–it’s all the same as when he joined the Free Mumia movement, or the truly insufferable album (and sometimes movie/tv) reviews peppered throughout the strip where he proves how able he is to appreciate African-American culture. His review of the series The Wire has got to be the ne plus ultra of the genre:

One of the greatest works of art I’ve experienced in any medium. It unfolds with the kind of masterful pacing, sense of truth, reality, and tragic inevitability usually found in Tolstoy or Dostoevsky. It’s certainly the only TV show to alter my race conscious. I notice certain young black men who would have been invisible to me before, hidden behind the screen of my own ignorance and fear. I’d like to think I know something of their stories now. Awareness and compassion by themselves don’t change the world, but they’re a start. Speaking of which, did you know it’s Barack Obama’s favorite show, too?

This right next to a strip where he reacts to some jerky lady on the subway smacking him with her purse by coming home and beating a chair with his umbrella while shouting “YOU FUCKING NIGGER BITCH!” This incident just happened, too!

What I’m trying to say is that Heatley has loads more work to do on himself before he’s able to tackle this subject with anything remotely approaching insight or a worthwhile perspective. By contrast, when the original “Sex History” strip ends, you think to yourself, “Well, he’s aware that he’s behaved pretty ridiculously, and he’s trying much harder to be better about it.” Meanwhile, it’s not a “Woman History” strip where every female human he’s ever met is reduced to their primary and secondary sex characteristics, but a strip about his sex life–that’s a naturally proscriptive framework that I don’t think says anything untoward about how he views the people with whom he was sexually involved, male or female. You might have specific problems with how the focus is almost always on his pleasure rather than theirs, but that aside, the way he depicts sex–a combination of embarrassment, fun, awkwardness, beauty, predation, squalor, pleasure, depression, eroticism–maps pretty neatly to the way I imagine most of us have experienced it over the course of our lives. But “Race History”…I’m sorry, but if the word “nigger” occurs to you in anger, maybe it’s not your place to talk about which members of the Wu-Tang Clan had the best solo records?

This sort of retrospective inability to see that personal flaws require more than mere acknowledgment to be overcome gradually starts to bleed out into the other strips I once reacted more favorably to. The version of “Sex History” that appears here has been famously self-censored, placing neon pink bars across any images of penetration or ejaculation, and most erect penises in general. (It’s sort of like Greedo shooting first, only here, no one shoots at all.) A one-page epilogue added to the strip seems to reveal the rationale: Heatley has decided that his use of pornography qualifies as sex addiction, and through the help of a 12-step program he no longer uses porn or masturbates. Presumably, he’s neutering the strip to bring it in line with his newfound enlightenment. Now, this defeats the purpose of the strip, which is to be “apocalyptically revealing” as I once put it, and it’s sexist and hypocritical in an MPAA way, since you still see plenty of bush and titties. But worst of all, the 12-step higher-power imagery that pops up here and elsewhere–in the “Self-Portrait” strips that decorate the covers, the end of “Race History,” and the birth of Heatley’s second child in “Family History”–lends the whole affair a scent of sanctimony. Heatley has opened his life to God, God is literally cradling him in the palm of his hand, and however racist and sexually messed-up he may be, everything’s okay. But everything’s not okay! The first step is admitting you have a problem, but that’s only the first step! I know, I know, you can argue that Heatley is aware of all of this, that every moment of oblivious self-contradiction or narcissism or bigotry is committed to paper with full knowledge of exactly what it means. That’s fine, that’s fair, that’s probably actually true. That’s good enough for David Heatley the person, but it’s not good enough for David Heatley the artist. I need more.

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* There’s a good chance that the excellent Batman #682, which runs through about two-thirds of Batman’s career in the space of 22 story pages, will get overlooked because DC created the impression that Grant Morrison’s Batman run ended with last week’s (!) #681. Douglas Wolk annotates the issue so that maybe that won’t happen.

* I saw this Steven Grant essay about how bad comics stunk in 2008 linked here and there, and I’m sorry but it just seems patently ridiculous to me. Aside from his cockamamie Comic Foundry-style conflation of celebrity with artistic success, anyone who argues that only two Best Of-worthy comics were made in 2008 simply either was not paying attention or has horrible taste.

* Viggo Mortensen talks to AICN about possibly being involved with The Hobbit 2: Imladris Boogaloo or whatever it’s going to be called, revealing the existence of a neat-sounding outtake from the original LotR films that showed Aragorn and Arwen back when they first met. (Via TORN.)

* Ta-Nehisi Coates on season five of The Wire (SPOILERS AHOY):

I thought [the notion that The Wire avoided agitprop] was less true in Season Five, when a clear ideology did emerge, but it wasn’t left or right. The ideology was nihilism. Now, nihilism was always at work in The Wire, but at the end, I felt like it just became too much. It felt like a desire to show futility of systems became the author of plot, not character. I thought that the press angle was poorly done–and saying “Yeah well it’s reporters who are objecting” is a weak, ad-hominem defense.

I thought the serial killer turn–particularly the way Freeman embraced it–was hastily executed. I most disliked the ease with which Marlo took over the city’s drug trade. I even hated the manner of Omar’s death–not that he was killed by Kinard, but that he was basically brought back into the plot, simply to be killed. He really served no major plot point. It all felt deeply cynical.

Oh, MAN, is all that refreshing to hear from somebody else, particularly because my past attempts to point out very specific plot-based flaws in the show, including three of the ones Coates notes, were greeted with sneering derision. As I’ve said before, it’s no coincidence that most of the writing about The Wire you see online these days comes from political bloggers, so it’s nice to see one–a liberal who grew up in inner-city Baltimore, no less–basically tell me I’m not crazy. However, I do disagree with Coates’s contention that the show, and season five specifically, was nihilistic. Nihilists believe in nothing, but it seems pretty clear that David Simon believes in David Simon, and in David Simon-esque figures generally.

* Finally, rest in peace, Paul Benedict. You were just as God made you, sir.

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Change we can believe in?

Here is my thought regarding Secret Invasion #8:

The first official act of the Marvel Universe’s President Barack Obama is to name Norman “The Green Goblin” Osborn the leader of the Avengers.

Way to tap the zeitgeist!

Manic Street Preachers – Faster (Live on Top of the Pops)

Wow.

The degree to which I’ve connected with this song over the past few days has frightened and depressed me.

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* Here’s two minutes of footage from the Lost season five premiere.

Lost is a good television show. (Via AICN.)

* Jog reviews Powr Mastrs Vol. 2. I’m not sold on the idea that this comic is “friendly”–I find it really skin-crawlingly creepy. Not that I’m complaining!

* Amazing Spider-Man: Sins Past author J. Michael Straczynski calls his screenplay adaptation of Max Brooks’s World War Z a Bourne Identity-style thriller. So, you know, there’s that.

* If you have an iPhone you can download the comic-book adaptation of Clive Barker’s The Thief of Always, by Kris Oprisko and Gabriel Hernandez. I rather liked it, especially Hernandez’s art.

* Meet the coconut crab, a former resident of Guam that is moving to my nightmares as of tonight. (“Thanks,” Sam Costello.)

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* Austin English asks Tom Neely 20 Questions about his comics and his process.

* Speaking of Tom, he participated in a Giant Robot art show for which he drew portraits of his favorite writers and artists on post-it notes. Here’s but a few, and there are much more at the link:

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Velvet Revolver – Negative Creep (Live)

Three great tastes that taste great together. If you had told Sean T. Collins of 1992 that one day Weiland would join Guns n’ Roses and cover Nirvana, he’d have given you the flannel off his back.

Comics Time: Against Pain

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Against Pain

Ron Regé, Jr., writer/artist

Drawn and Quarterly, July 2008

128 pages, hardcover

$24.95

Buy it from D&Q

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When it comes to art, I like to be able to get everything in one place. I don’t like it when bands leave the single off the album, and I want comic collections to contain every relevant strip they can. Yet I closed Against Pain, a collection of Ron Regé Jr.’s anthology contributions and one-off comics, wishing that it was shorter and contained less stuff. Regé is a cartoonist whose work I really treasure–I consider his Skibber Bee Bye one of my formative comics reading experiences and truly one of the best books of the decade, even now–but his oeuvre has at least as many misses as hits. That uniform line weight conveys the sense that everything is equally important, which is a core component of Regé’s philosophical project in most of his mature comics; the misses tend to be instances when this psychedelic, pantheistic take on both art and life comes across as mush rather than mind-expansion. Against Pain‘s flaw is that its editorial approach is similarly egalitarian, and similarly problematic.

In my experience, Regé is at his best when being his most ambitious. For example, Skibber feels like a freaking comet colliding with your brain, so big and sprawling and heavy is it compared to the rest of Regé’s usually much shorter works. Against Pain collects several, uh, let’s call them “suites” of comics that, though shorter, display genuine thematic fence-swinging. “We Must Know, We Will Know” (great title!), recently included by Ivan Brunetti in his second Yale University Press Anthology, is a series of candy-colored, interconnected strips about, of all things, math–how the unsolvable is solved, how models of certainty give comfort and how uncertainty gives freedom. A suite of “Pain” comics, I think created with funding from Tylenol (!), mines similar territory involving the mind’s hold on how we interact with the physical world, our own bodies included. There’s a lengthy Spider-Man parody called “High School Analogy” that works quite well as just that, but also reminds us how much fun the Spidey character can be when he really is a sullen teenage dirtbag and not a babe magnet. “She Sometimes Switched to Fluent English and Occasionally Used a Few Words of Hebrew,” the minicomic about a failed, female Palestinian suicide bomber that was included in Chris Ware’s McSweeney’s #13, contains perhaps the most direct articulation of Regé’s governing philosophy in the entire book: “All of our human lives are equally valuable*,” he says, before adding the footnote “or equally worthless…take your pick” as a seeming acknowledgment of the horrendous tit-for-tat brutality of this true story. It also presents a startling insight into the culture of young suicide “martyrs”: What if you lived in a place where low-level warfare could turn everyday teen angst into tragedy at a moment’s notice, and if there were organizations that thrived by transmogrifying that angst into violence? As a counterpoint, almost, there’s Regé’s legendary collaboration with his friend Joan Reidy, “Boys,” a series of simple nine-panel sex comics that are at turns lovely, funny, disturbing, sad, angry, and hot, which I induce from experience is likely many readers’ history with sex in a nutshell.

But there’s a lot of other stuff in here, and most of it isn’t nearly as successful. Perhaps counterintuitively given the rubric I just spelled out, one of the more frustrating strips is also one of the longest: “Fuc 1997: We Share a Happy Secret But Beware Because the Modern World Emerges” kind of tells you everything you need to know about its take on young love in the title, but continues for page after page of digressions, doubled-up strips per page, background colors that turn Regé’s wire-lined characters into oddly clunky forms, and just generally not-super-interesting lovelorn melancholy. A lot of the other material feels disjointed, Regé’s unorthodox layouts and wide-eyed narration throwing a lot of competing ideas and images at you all at once, often for just a page or two at a time before shifting to an entirely different strip and resetting what’s left of your attention span completely. A naive girl from the Balkans, an odd “sound sculpture,” a nearly incomprehensible cover version of a Lynda Barry comic about getting stoned, random splash pages, three dream comics crammed into one strip you have to read in tiers…like I said, it’s a lot of stuff to get a handle on, with very little to help you do so or, at times, to show you why you’d want to. The book ends with one of the odder choices I’ve seen from an anthology lately, back-loading most of Regé’s older, rougher, less visually mature work. It’s sort of like a Chris Ware anthology that contains that thing from Building Stories about housesitting or the World’s Fair issue of Jimmy Corrigan but ends with a solid chunk of Potato Head strips.

Listen, I’m extraordinarily grateful that a big, hardcover anthology of Ron Regé strips exists. After Highwater closed down, who even thought that would be possible? Seeing Against Pain on my bookshelf makes me wonder which Earth in the Multiverse is the one we’re on, and where Superman’s rocketship landed to change history so that comics projects like this could go from “you’ve got to be kidding me” to “buy it for 20% off on Amazon” in about half a decade. And again, I’m grateful to have all the comics I listed a couple paragraphs ago in one accessible place. And since I’ve never felt that Regé’s overall career was a model of consistency, I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised that his career-spanning anthology isn’t either. I can do the editing in my head, and I will, because all comics are not equally valuable, or equally worthless.

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* Caprica, the Battlestar Galactica prequel series, has been greenlit. Meanwhile, the Cylon prequel TV movie Edward James Olmos is directing will be called Battlestar Galactica: The Plan and will air after the main series is over. I suppose it’s about time to start getting excited about Lost and BSG coming back, huh? (Via AICN.)

* My pal Kiel Phegley presents a lengthy and impassioned list of reasons he loved Batman #681. Sample:

3. Morrison’s Batman is the killer B Side to All-Star Superman.

Simply put, if Morrison and Frank Quitely’s All-Star Superman is “Hey Jude” – the soft, wholesome crowd pleaser that plays through the expected notes of the genre to perfection – then Morrison’s Batman run is “Revolution” – the wild, jagged face melter that mixes the genre’s raw essentials up to remind you that the artists started on the fringe of things and will always live there to some extent. Beyond the obvious “reinforce the core of the character by making them repeatedly fight twisted versions of themselves” motif that runs through both, Morrison delivers in each series an epic story that conforms to the core of what is appealing and essential in each property that still entertains after 70 years by embracing the style of each character within his scripts. All-Star spun the science fiction slice of altruistic Americana take on Superman to perfection by bolstering the insanity of the Silver Age with scripting style that focused on the big, boy scoutish, heart-wrenching images. “R.I.P.” and its predecessors similarly shined up the improbably unkillable gothic detective myth that is Batman through a careful balance of horrific villainy, baffling detective story plotting and oddly endearing childhood trauma. As fucked up as these issues of Batman have been, when all the trades are in hand, I’m positive you’ll be able to hand them to a person and say, “THIS is what Batman’s all about” in the same way people have been doing with All-Star.

* Tom Spurgeon reviews Lilli Carré’s The Lagoon, which sounds just up my alley.

* Meanwhile, part one of Spurge’s year in review interview with the Daily Cross Hatch’s Brian Heater makes for grim reading. (Via Heidi MacDonald.)

* My pal TJ Dietsch reviews several horror movies, including Midnight Meat Train–the most positive take from someone of my acquaintance I’ve come across so far.

* Maybe it’s just that between my recent re-read of World War Z, that real-world plagues piece I did for Marvel’s The Stand, and my Twilight-derived hankering to re-read ‘Salem’s Lot, I’m in the mood for a good viral-infection flick, but this Scottish not-zombie horror flick The Dead Outside seems promising to me. (Via Dread Central.)

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* This shot from Tobe Hooper’s The Texas Chain Saw Massacre is breathtaking for several reasons, ranging from the most earthy and obvious to the eventually revealed real reason we got this shot in the first place. It’s an establishing shot, you see. (Via Stacie Ponder.)

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* Alvin Buenaventura went to see Liquid Liquid play a week or two ago, and here’s some footage of the band doing “Cavern” at the concert. Someone needs to explain to me what karma lottery Richard McGuire had to win in a past life to be the guy responsible for both “Here” and the bassline from “White Lines” in this one.

* And now, the story of John Belushi’s phone conversation with Ian MacKaye regarding the possibility of him dancing onstage during Fear’s Saturday Night Live appearance. Man, was that a fun sentence to write. (Via Ryan Catbird of the new group blog MBV.)

* Finally, feels good man. (Via Jog.)

So damn easy to cave in / Man kills everything

Manic Street Preachers – Faster

(Via David Allison)

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* Your quote of the day comes from the State’s Kevin Allison:

The State is doing a special for Comedy Central in 2009, and we’re finally releasing the box-set of our MTV series in the spring.

I’ll see it when I believe it, as they say. (Via Whitney Matheson.) Sadly, unless something massive and wonderful changed regarding clearances, the official DVDs will lack the original series’ ruthlessly dead-on and era-specific MTV-style music cues. I’m as much of fan of the Shudder to Think guy’s pastiches as anyone who’s seen Velvet Goldmine and Wet Hot American Summer a double-digit number of times, but without “Cannonball,” the pants sketch is just not gonna be the same.

* Guillermo Del Toro wants Mike Mignola to do design work for The Hobbit and its sequel. Two great tastes that taste weird together if you ask me. (Via Jason Adams.)

* National security blogger Spencer Ackerman doesn’t much care for Brian Michael Bendis and Leinil Francis Yu’s Marvel event comic Secret Invasion. There’s a lot of that going around, but what’s particularly interesting about Ackerman’s take is that he rightly points out just how much squandered potential there was in the basic concept. As Americans we’ve learned an awful lot about militant religious zealotry, terrorist infiltration, and foreign invasion and occupation over the past few years, but you wouldn’t know it from reading Secret Invasion, a book ostensibly about militant religious zealotry, terrorist infiltration, and foreign invasion and occupation. Ackerman also points out that even if Bendis had really delved into these issues–which I think we can agree make for more interesting plot mechanics than seven issues of inconclusive mob scenes in New York and the Savage Land–the story would pretty much just be Battlestar Galactica.

* Speaking of BSG, the show returns on January 16th, prologue webisodes launch on scifi.com on December 12th, and the latter will contain hot man-on-man action. Finally! Seriously, dropped ball on the potential Michelle Forbes/Tricia Helfer and Lucy Lawless/Tricia Helfer same sex shenanigans we could potentially have already seen, BSG writers.

* My pal Josiah Leighton on Mark Rothko, C.F., the sublime, and the Yale University art department.

* Big mistake, Jean-Claude Van Damme. BIG mistake.

* Speaking of big mistakes, Heroes creator Tim Kring apologizes for his, and no, I don’t mean “creating Heroes.” (Via Matheson again.)

* Tor.com’s Kate Nepveu is going to be blogging a re-read of The Lord of the Rings. I tried that once and may again someday.

* Finally, I’m impatiently waiting for that Spike Jonze adaptation to finally arise arrive…

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Comics Time: The Adventures of Tintin: The Seven Crystal Balls

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The Adventures of Tintin: The Seven Crystal Balls

Hergé, writer/artist

Little, Brown and Company, 1975

62 pages

$10.99, not adjusted for inflation

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You know what reading this reminded me of? Watching the Wachowski Bros. Speed Racer. Maybe it’s the luscious candy colors, maybe it’s the miraculously smooth line, maybe it’s the rounded figures, but in much the same way that Speed Racer aspired to be nothing but a wholistic yet obviously CGI world, Tintin is clearly a cartoon, yet draws your eyes in irresistibly and sensually, as though you could predict what would be behind every tree, what you’d see if you turned around and looked in the other direction, what the backs of each character look like when they’re facing front. I think what I’m trying to say is that it’s fluid? You could jump right in and move around. Obviously the panel transitions help a great deal: Hergé often adds what would appear to be extraneous frames of Tintin walking from here to there, or an extra beat or two during a conversation, just to give a slightly more total sense of Tintin’s world. He also ever-so-slightly violates the 180 degree rule now and then as his characters move from place to place–he does it as they shift direction so you don’t notice it as much, but it reinforces that sense that if you spun a camera all the way around them in any direction, that pastel world of lines and shapes and colors would be visible the whole time. Immersive, maybe that’s the word too. Man, what a stylist!

Plotwise it’s, y’know, kind of slight: The members of a Peruvian archaelogical expedition that unearthed the mummy of an Incan ruler are being systematically assaulted by some sort of gas or powder that’s knocking them into comas; the dispersal method appears to be shattered crystal balls. During the investigation, Tintin’s friend Professor Calculus is kidnapped. There’s a shootout—now that’s what kids’ entertainment needs these days!—but the kidnapper escapes with Calculus in tow. It actually is rather engaging for its simplicity (I was curious to discover just how the kidnapper’s getaway car dodged the cops), the comic business is often funny (I liked Snowy the dog’s ill-fated attempts to chase Captain Haddock’s cat), and I guess it’s just my ignorance of the European album format that had me feeling gypped that the book ended without resolving the story. Newsflash: Tintin is a fun comic.

The Best Comics of 2006

Originally written on December 20, 2006 for publication in The Comics Journal

37 for ’06

The following three dozen or so writers/artists/cartoonists/editors collectively created my favorite comics of the year. (NB: Since the Journal‘s deadline for Best Ofs was before the Christmas break–my prime time for cramming in all the books I hadn’t gotten around to over the rest of the year–please interpret any embarrassing omissions on my part as “stuff I missed” rather than “stuff I didn’t like.” For the most part.)

Brian K. Vaughan: In a better world, Vaughan’s ultra-professional scripting and deft balance between engaging soap operatics, sly and non-didactic socio-political exploration and faultless superhero action in titles such as Ex Machina, Doctor Strange: The Oath and (especially) Runaways would be the standard below which any other writers would be laughed out of the “mainstream.” If you can’t be at least this good–and thanks in part to his astute taste in artistic collaborators, including Tony Harris, Marcos Martin and Adrian Alphona–you really should do us a favor and just stop.

Christos Gage: Re: Union Jack and StormWatch: P.H.D.–congratulations, Mr. Gage. You have met the Vaughan Standard.

Ed Brubaker: Despite some well-intentioned but dishwater-dull franchise resuscitation attempts like X-Men: Deadly Genesis and Uncanny X-Men, The Man Who Would Be Bendis became a bona fide Name this year in superhero circles due to a pair of books in which it seems like he can do no wrong. The first is Daredevil, a title he inherited from his Bendis only to take it away from his superstar friend’s obsessions with dialogue and identity and move it even further into the realm of noir; if it weren’t for the fact that it stars an acrobat, you could easily hear Robert Mitchum’s voice reading the caption boxes. The second is the even-better Captain America, which is simply the best work anyone has done with the character, ever; an epic battle royale between Brubaker’s talent and the understated craftsmanship of his artists Steve Epting and Mike Perkins in one corner and the seemingly mutually exclusive Cap characterizations of two-fisted WWII patriotic icon, post-9/11 metaphor for Where We Are As A Nation, Steranko-influenced super-spy and Marvel Universe Star-Spangled Avenger superhero in the other. Brubaker wins, easily. (His creator-owned thriller Criminal and his and Matt Fraction’s collaborative updating of The Immortal Iron Fist from the Bruce Lee era to the Quentin Tarantino one are pretty good too.)

Robert Kirkman: The bulk of his corporate character work for Marvel (with the exception of the balls-out insane Marvel Zombies, easily the strangest thing the House of Ideas’ main wing has put out since George W. Bush’s reelection) has been utterly forgettable ’90s nostalgia-mongering. But the writer’s ongoing series for Image, The Walking Dead and Invincible, continue to be the most unpredictable horror and superhero titles in the market respectively, and among the most fun. It helps if you enjoy entirely gratuitous violence, which I do.

Grant Morrison: Is Grant Morrison the best superhero writer ever at this point? He’s certainly better than Moore, most people would say he’s better than Miller, and the Kirby comparison is just too much of an apples/oranges deal. There was certainly no better single superhero comic than All Star Superman #4 this year, that’s for sure; Morrison and artist Frank Quitely, who for all intents and purposes might as well be a homunculus that Morrison conjures from the ether to turn his visions into reality, use the basic building blocks of Bizarro, Doomsday and Jimmy Olsen to create a story that conveys everything appealing about Superman and his mythos, two things that I frankly didn’t think had all that much appealing stuff going for them. Oh, hey, did I say there was no better single superhero comic than All Star Superman #4 this year? I just thought of Seven Soldiers #1 and realized I may have lied. If ever there was a spandex book with a last page that better conveyed that euphoric feeling you get when you hear the last song on your favorite rock record, I haven’t read it. Finally, I can’t help but feel that Morrison is the animating spirit behind the weekly onslaught of High Superhero formal weirdness that is 52, and from what I understand, his fellow writers on the now-boring, now-baffling, now-exhilarating project feel the same.

Kurt Busiek & Geoff Johns and Pete Woods & Renato Guedes: Please read their collected Superman: Up, Up and Away, because it contains the definitive Superman/Lex Luthor moment: Superman and Luthor hurtle through the sky until the point at which Superman’s powers of flight finally give out do to exposure to a Kryptonite super-weapon previously piloted by Lex. At the exact second that the pair freeze in free-fall just before plummeting back toward the Earth, Luthor looks Supes in the face and says “I hate you.” Fan-freaking-tastic. I know I’m not supposed to like anything Johns does, and tough titties, this is the best start-to-finish Superman story I’ve ever read.

Steve McNiven, Dexter Vines and Morry Hollowell: Marvel’s Civil War mega-crossover was an aggressively irritating mess of “sneeze and you’ll knock the whole house of cards down” political allegory and agita-inducing violations of the characters we all know and, well, know. But holy geez, did it look nice. The art nouveau-influenced line of penciller McNiven and inker Vines meets the luminous, warm palette of colorist Hollowell for a look that’s somehow utterly unique in the superhero idiom, yet instantly recognizable as a part thereof. Seriously, just check out how they do hair or armor or thighs. It’s really somethin’.

Frazer Irving: One look at this artist’s pantomime faces, Corben-oval bodies and “no, actually, I think I’m all set, but if I need your advice I’ll ask, thanks” colors on titles like Klarion the Witch-Boy, Iron Man: The Inevitable and Robin is all it will take before you decide that someone at both DC and Marvel’s art departments is sending you a message: “I’m with you.”

Mike Mignola, John Arcudi and Guy Davis: Are this team’s Hellboy spin-off miniseries B.P.R.D.: The Black Flame and B.P.R.D.: The Universal Machine better than actual Hellboy releases? Insofar as they both moved me and scared me more than actual Hellboy releases, yeah, they are.

Paul Pope: His Batman: Year 100 managed to convey the physicality of the act of Batmaning–running up and down stairs, climbing up and down and elevator shafts, leaping from rooftop to rooftop, attacking large groups of armed policemen, getting tortured and shot, wearing masks and boots and longjohns–better than any other Batman comic. (Sorry, Frank, you know I love you but interior monologues about how many ribs he just broke don’t count.) It also gave us a Batman that could conceivably scare the shit out of someone. Pope’s blog also owns.

Becky Cloonan: In my dreams I see Becky Cloonan eloping to Mexico with Paul Pope and returning four years later with a 600-page masterpiece of blobby, sexy inks and high hipster adventure. (Occasionally the role played by Pope, or by Cloonan for that matter, is taken on by Vasilis Lolos.) Here in the real world, unfortunately, Cloonan’s too often saddled with providing illustrations for less-than-masterpieces like Demo and American Virgin, in which Cloonan’s art is used to connote coolness rather than create it. Thank God, then, for her turn as a writer-artist with East Coast Rising, whose giant carnivorous sea turtles appear to indicate that my dreams are slowly leaking into Cloonan’s reality.

Bryan Lee O’Malley: 2006 was the year O’Malley lived up to the hype. (Actually, given the hype that’s pretty much impossible, but you get the idea.) The magpie mash-up “video-game realism” storytelling of his Scott Pilgrim added depth to its breadth in its third volume; in between the awesome bass-guitar combat scenes and references to Super Mario Bros. it portrayed the heartbreak of watching someone you care about choose to become someone who doesn’t care about you in return better than any straightforward slice-of-lifer with no end boss at the climax. It’s a book to get excited about.

Adrian Tomine and Ai Yazawa: From opposite sides the mighty Pacific, these two very different artists prove with each new installment of Nana and Optic Nerve that angular bodies, white spaces, main characters who would be antagonists in most other stories and lines that you can practically feel etch their way across the page can make for the glammiest, sexiest comics around, whether their creators want them to be (probably Yazawa) or not (probably Tomine).

Alvin Buenaventura, Randy Chang, Sammy Harkham, Dan Nadel and Igort: Superheroes have become fodder for big-budget films and television series that seem determined to suck all the crazy right out of them (NBC’s Heroes is sort of like what Lee/Ditko Spider-Man might have been if every issue’s script consisted of repeating “with great power comes great responsibility” for 22 pages, while Bryan Singer’s “Superman Returns” had no, I repeat no, Super-punching). Alt- and Eurocomix have evolved into farm teams for big New York publishers searching the next memoir to feature an intractable foreign-policy issue and/or terminal illness (quick, someone find me a plucky young Muslim woman with cerebral palsy who was persecuted by the Nazis, stat!). So thank God for the men behind Buenaventura Press, Bodega, Avodah Books, PictureBox Inc. and the Ignatz line and their invaluable contribution toward the goal of keeping comics the most idiosyncratic medium on the planet, the Mos Eisley Cantina of art. Between them these guys put out Kramers Ergot 6, Art Out of Time, The Comic Book Holocaust, They Found the Car, Last Cry for Help, Cold Heat, New Tales of Old Palomar, Paper Rad BJ & Da Dogs, Daybreak, Private Stash, Babel–you could basically excise the entire remainder of the industry’s output this year and still come away thinking “wow, comics is incredible.”

Ivan Brunetti, Gary Groth and Eric Reynolds: If a stranger walked up to you and asked, “What do comics that are considered ‘good’ look like?”, responding by handing that stranger the anthologies edited by these guys would more than suffice by way of an answer. You know Gil Kane’s frequently blurbed quote regarding The Comics Journal–“the good is always in conflict with the better”? Groth and Reynolds’s MOME is basically the battleground where that conflict takes place; victorious combatants this year include Jeffrey Brown, who I hope just gets more and more creatively restless, and the brilliant David B., whose short stories blend fantastic fiction and the terror of war better than anything this side of Battlestar Galactica. Meanwhile, an apples-to-apples comparison between Brunetti’s Anthology of Graphic Fiction, Cartoons and True Stories and similar efforts like Harvey Pekar and Anne Elizabeth Moore’s Best American Comics 2006, Chris Ware’s McSweeney’s Vol. 13 or even The New Smithsonian Book of Comic Stories reveals that this is hands down the best anthology of its kind ever. (Seriously, “Gynecology”! “Flies on the Ceiling”! “Love’s Savage Fury”! “Fun Things to Do with Little Girls”! An excerpt from Reidy & Regé’s Boys, for crying out loud!)

Michael Kupperman: Tales Designed to Thrizzle is so funny that you almost forget he drew it, too.

Megan Kelso: This one gets a quote, a line from Owen Wilson’s laid-back male model Hansel in Ben Stiller’s Zoolander: “Sting would be another person who’s a hero. The music he’s created over the years–I don’t really listen to it, but the fact that he’s making it? I respect that.” Kelso’s never really clicked with me; the art feels labored over the way I labor over assignments I don’t want to do when I’ve had too much caffeine, right down to the lettering, which still retains an overcooked feeling left over from her SuPeR CrAzY LeTtErInG days with no Eisnerian form/function mojo in its defense. But her collection The Squirrel Mother is a whole different way of doing comics: Nothing really happens, but not even in the sense that nothing really happens in a Tomine story–they’re about what it feels like for nothing to happen, and how that feeling can itself be something. They’re like the comics version of “There Is a Certain Slant of Light,” and the fact that Kelso’s making them? I respect that.

Renée French: Another quote, this one from Jack Nicholson’s Joker in Tim Burton’s Batman: “The skulls…the bodies…you give it all such a glow–I don’t know if it’s art, but I like it.” The key difference is that in the case of The Ticking, you know damn well what it is. If French’s previous comics established she’d be a great art director, this one showed she could be the screenwriter, D.P. and director, too. And unless you count the things Alison Bechdel’s father does with interior decorating in Fun Home, no other comic this year did a better job of depicting the ways in which making art for a living can be used as a substitute for making sense of your life.

Chris Ware: One more quote, from Mystikal’s “Shake Ya Ass” this time: “Don’t worry about who lookin’, just keep on doin’ what you doin’.” The 17th volume of Acme Novelty Library–not to mention those New Yorker variant covers–continue in much the same vein as the rest of Ware’s exquisitely drawn, confrontationally painful oeuvre, and good for them. Ware’s comics are like if The Office or Curb Your Enthusiasm weren’t primarily comedies, and if you think (as so many people apparently do) that this makes them cold or clinical, I’ll wait while you come up with something more human to chronicle than failure. Jesus, that sequence where “Mr. Ware” tries to get the class to draw motion.

Ron Regé, Jr.: Regé’s post-Skibber Bee Bye career has suffered for its relative lack of ambition; where Skibber made you say “Where the hell did that come from?”, most of his efforts since could be quite easily aesthetically contextualized amid, say, the sorts of albums that made Pitchfork’s Best of 2006. Until The Awake Field, that is, which itself feels like an album, discreet sections blending one into the other for a cumulative effect as powerful as anything I read this year. Finally his uniform line weight provides both the hallucinogenic thrills and all-is-full-of-love thematic resonance he and collaborator Becky Stark have been striving for. After I read it I wanted to call and congratulate them, but not before I read it again.

Anders Nilsen: Nilsen’s work is important because of all the people who are monkeying with words and images in ways that don’t immediately call to mind what we might think of as comics and then say “hey, what is comics if not monkeying with words and images?”, his is the most readable, and the most moving. The odds ‘n’ sods he serves up in MOME are thrillingly far out, Big Questions is already fast-tracked for Best of Whatever Year It’s Collected In and Monologues for the Coming Plague is the proverbial cutting edge. Yet looking at those characters’ too-big heads and too-weak limbs and those drawings’ shy, sorry-to-intrude line and the dominant impression isn’t something artsy, but something sad.

Kevin Huizenga: We’ve all been told that comics can do pretty much anything. Huizenga shows us. (It’s late as I right this and I’m a little worried that I’ll want to roll this assertion back, but only a little. Books like Or Else and Curses and Ganges invite hyperbole. (Well, actually, Ganges didn’t hit me as hard as it did other people–I think he’s done the “spontaneous transcendence emerging from everyday minutiae” thing better in the past, like in the library sequence from Or Else #2. But the bit with the pigeons in OE #4 knocked me on my ass.)) If I had to pick one and only one cartoonist whose comics I’d be allowed to read for the rest of my life, I’m pretty sure he’d be the guy.

Alison Bechdel: A few years back Marvel Comics put out a mature-readers (read: dirty) miniseries about an old Iron Man sidekick called U.S. War Machine. The series followed a squad of black-ops soldiers in high-tech battle armor, and the motto of their unit was “RELENTLESS • INVINCIBLE,” and that same motto came to mind when I read Bechdel’s masterpiece Fun Home for the first of what undoubtedly will be many, many times. Watching Bechdel arrange her autobiography’s many elements (all done with lovely just-so cartooning and sumptuous SAT-word prose) is much like watching her father decorate their home must have been–it’s seeing an act of beautiful, desperate creation. In a year filled to the rafters with deeply pleasurable comics-reading experiences, this was the one most likely to give you lasting memories of the “where were you when you read it the first time?” variety. And aside from Phoebe Gloeckner’s The Diary of a Teenage Girl, it’s the finest comics autobiography I’ve ever read.

The Best Comics of 2005

Originally written on February 9, 2006 for publication in The Comics Journal

The 20 Best Comics of 2005

20. THE MURDER OF ABRAHAM LINCOLN, by Rick Geary (NBM)

19. BPRD: THE BLACK FLAME, by Mike Mignola, John Arcudi, and Guy Davis (Dark Horse)

18. TALES DESIGNED TO THRIZZLE, by Michael Kupperman (Fantagraphics)

17. SKYSCRAPERS OF THE MIDWEST, by Joshua W. Cotter (AdHouse)

16. DIARY OF A MOSQUITO ABATEMENT MAN, by John Porcellino (La Mano)

15. THE WALKING DEAD, by Robert Kirkman and Charlie Adlard (Image)

14. SEVEN SOLDIERS, by Grant Morrison and various artists (DC) / SEAGUY, by Grant Morrison & Cameron Stewart (DC/Vertigo)

13. DOGS AND WATER, by Anders Nilsen (Drawn & Quarterly)

12. DAREDEVIL: DECALOGUE, by Brian Michael Bendis and Alex Maleev (Marvel)

11. SLEEPER, by Ed Brubaker & Sean Philips (DC/WildStorm)

10. 100%, by Paul Pope (DC/Vertigo)

9. WE3, by Grant Morrison & Frank Quitely (DC/Vertigo)

8. PYONGYANG, by Guy Delisle (Drawn & Quarterly)

7. PLANETES, by Makoto Yukimura (Tokyopop)

6. THE ACME NOVELTY LIBRARY, by Chris Ware (Pantheon) / ACME NOVELTY LIBRARY #16, by Chris Ware (Fantagraphics)

5. ALL STAR BATMAN & ROBIN, THE BOY WONDER, by Frank Miller & Jim Lee (DC) / ALL STAR SUPERMAN, by Grant Morrison & Frank Quitely (DC)

4. ICE HAVEN, by Daniel Clowes (Pantheon)

3. OR ELSE #2, by Kevin Huizenga (Drawn & Quarterly)

2. EPILEPTIC, by David B. (Pantheon)

1. BLACK HOLE, by Charles Burns (Pantheon)

Holy shit, I’ve had two and a half days off already and it’s still only 10-something in the morning on Saturday

The time yawns before us like a chasm. One thing I’ve done to help kill it while my wife reads her way through the entire Twilight series in as close to one sitting as she can manage and I bounce back and forth between farting around on the Internet and re-reading World War Z for the third time and generally putting off reading any of the several intimidating comics anthologies I really ought to be reading and reviewing for thishyere website is peruse Tom Spurgeon’s excellent 2008 Holiday Shopping Guide, which is at least as much of a gift as most of the stuff it lists.

Black Friday here on Long Island

A worker died after being trampled and a woman miscarried when hundreds of shoppers smashed through the doors of a Long Island Wal-Mart Friday morning, witnesses said.

“Worker dies at Long Island Wal-Mart after being trampled in Black Friday stampede,” Joe Gould, Daily News

Comics Time: New Construction #2

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New Construction #2

Kevin Huizenga, Ted May, Dan Zettwoch, writers/artists

USS Catastrophe, October 2008

44 pages

$3

Buy it from Global Hobo

Let’s be honest, this is a collection of thumbnails by the three St. Louis-based cartoonists listed above. If you’re not in a bit of an “I’ll buy any new thing Kevin Huizenga puts out” mode it’s probably not worth your time. However, it does afford you the opportunity to marvel at how many good ideas Huizenga throws out, even though this doesn’t cohere into a beautiful idea-in-itself as did Untitled, Huizenga’s earlier, manic sketchbook/notebook-minicomic about searching for a title for his series. It’s fun enough to see the thumbnail versions of familiar pages and covers from comics like Fight or Run, “The Curse,” “Jeepers Jacobs,” Ganges and so on, considering that those comics are rather era-defining. And I really liked the opening two pages, in which Huizenga offers an explanation of his thumbnail process that, by the time he starts speaking of acheiving “thumbnail mind,” reveals itself to be a pastiche of religious tracts. In general? I mean, you’re going to know going in how interested you are in a Huzienga/May/Zettwoch sketchbook kinda thing. It’s the definition of YMMV.

Happy Thanksgiving, you sons of bitches

Choke on it.

Carnival of souls

* Here’s a terrific rant about the terrifying absurdity of the Christopher Handey case, in which Handey was arrested for owning comics featuring characters who looked young have sex, which the authorities are erroneously labeling as child pornography. I mention this because the holidays are upon us and for me that means it’s charity donation time, and I want to encourage everyone to donate to The Comic Book Legal Defense Fund. (Via Jim Henley.)

* Blog@Newsarama, a very good and wide-ranging group comics blog staffed by (among others) Chris Mautner, Kevin Melrose, and JK Parkin, is ending its life as we know it. The current staff are apparently sticking together and moving away from Newsarama, whose recent change of direction apparently caused them financial, logistical, and to a certain extent editorial headaches. I enjoy the blog and hope they land on their collective feet.

* B-Sol at Vault of Horror has posted a list of all the films that didn’t make the cut for the Top 50 Horror Films of All Time list he assembled from the collective wisdom of the horror blogosphere. It’s more wide-ranging, as you’d expect.

* Jog reviews Kevin Huizenga’s Flight or Run: Shadow of the Chopper. I liked it and he does too!

* Quote of the day:

If I was still doing Scott Pilgrim in ten years, I would be dead inside.

Bryan Lee O’Malley

* Hubba hubba, Rachel Maddow!

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(Via Andrew Sullivan.)

* Eve Tushnet likes me, she really likes me!

Comics Time: Batman #681

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Batman #681

Grant Morrison, writer

Tony Daniel, artist

DC Comics, November 2008

40 pages

$3.99

First things first: The Black Glove is not a person but a five-person consortium of, as Brad Majors would put it, “rich weirdos”—a general, a priest, a dude in Arab headgear, a businessman, and Jezebel Jet. Their ringleader-type person is Doctor Hurt. Doctor Hurt claims, for the second time, to be Batman’s father, Thomas Wayne, and for the second time this suggestion is shot down (first it was Alfred, this time it’s Batman himself). Batman theorizes he’s Mangrove Pierce, Wayne lookalike and actor in a film called The Black Glove that was at the root of his earlier case involving John Mayhew and the Club of Heroes, but Hurt shoots that notion down in turn, instead saying, “I am the hole in things, Bruce, the enemy, the piece that can never fit, there since the beginning.” Batman rejects Hurt’s offer to spare the reputation of his parents and Alfred in exchange for servitude, then leaps up and crashes Hurt’s getaway copter, plummeting to his “death.”

That’s the gist, anyway. People expecting real answers about any of this are rewarded with not a whole lot more than people looking for a convincing Death of Batman are. So what do I take away from the conclusion to the big “Batman R.I.P.” arc? Well, it was a lot of fun–this is about as involved as I’ve been in a superhero storyline since I started reading the things again in 2001; moreover, this is the first single issue of a superhero series I’ve purchased since, I think, August 2004. Morrison’s Batman is about what it wants you to do–it presents itself as a dizzying series of clues and references that only the sharpest mind can unravel. What I didn’t expect was for the rug to be yanked out from underneath it all–the Joker revealing that all his red/black symbolism stuff was made up, Doctor Hurt revealing (I think!) that his origin is that he has no origin to speak of, at least as far as existing Batman lore is concerned. (This may or may not be true–he really could be Thomas Wayne, or as one friend suggested, he could be Thomas Wayne Jr. of JLA: Earth-2, aka Owl-Man. It would fit the alternate history Hurt presents in which Joe Chill kills Martha and Bruce.) But the kicker is that even with all its intricate structure and symbolism revealed to be a put-on, Batman still kicks the shit out of the Black Glove. The main narrative thread of this final issue is a Bourne-type situation where we discover Batman’s just plain too smart and strong and sharp for these clowns to possibly beat him. In fact, what looked like abject failure a few issues ago was really just a product of Batman’s sheer confidence in his own ability to have somehow prepared himself for any eventuality. That’s just how awesome he is.

For skeptics of Morrison’s pro-awesomeness philosophy of superhero comics, I’d imagine this is going to fall pretty flat, but I’m down with awesomeness from time to time, if not as much as your average Barbelith poster or comicsbloggers who use the word “pop” a lot. I’m certainly down with awesomeness from Batman, my favorite character, written by Morrison, my favorite Big Two writer. The idea that Batman created a nutso backup personality in case the shit ever really hit the fan? That’s fantastic. Can I also take this time to give a shout-out to the much-maligned Tony Daniel? I’ve been a bit baffled by the guff he’s been given, seemingly primarily by dint of not being Frank Quitely. I think his Batman has been consistently tough and badass–I like it better than Jim Lee’s similar yet much less crazy take–and he’s done some really spooky stuff with the Joker. There’s some really nice fight choreography in here too with Robin and Pierrot, too, and in general I haven’t found his fights or layouts as incomprehensible as many others have. In sum I enjoyed this storyline and even though I’m still not quite sure what happened, I’m okay with that.

UPDATE: Did you know there are two additional Grant Morrison Batman issues coming out before his hiatus from the book? I sure didn’t!