“I think the fuckers from Lord of the Rings should have fucking totally bowed down to Zeppelin. They should have put a Zeppelin song in Lord of the Rings! What the fuck, man? Come on! I’m actually physically angry at them that they didn’t put a Zeppelin song in fuckin’ Lord of the Rings. That’s my most important point I want to make today. They’re all hoity-toity, like, ‘We’re making the real Lord of the Rings.’ They consider Zeppelin not highbrow enough.”
–Evan “Didn’t Play ‘Mrs. Robinson,’ Then Gave Us the Finger at Yale Spring Fling 1997” Dando, in an interview by Jancee “Annoys the Crap Out of My Wife” Dunn in Rolling Stone