Full frontal male nudity! Enthusiastic same-sex make-outs! Underage analingus! Folks, this is not your father’s Gossip Girl! Unless your father is extremely rich and sending you to an elite private school in Manhattan, in which case I suppose it’s very much your father’s Gossip Girl. I wouldn’t let him watch it, though!
I reviewed episode three of the new Gossip Girl for Decider.
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