216. tfw your friend the white blind blues guitar player tells you he’s heard that your new girlfriend used to date your new nemesis and that the cessation of that relationship which you can infer from context clues was a failed marriage may well have resulted in your nemesis’s current high level of psychopathy which includes ordering multiple attempts on your life as well as attempting to put your current employer out of business while maybe just maybe also realizing you fucked your new girlfriend who is also your new nemesis’s ex on the roof of a barn clearly visible from the nemesis’s house across the water so your nemesis has seen you nut