Dalton purged the staff of the Double Deuce of its criminal element.
Dalton purged the crowd of the Double Deuce of its criminal element.
Dalton defeated the minions of Wesley in open combat.
Dalton liberated the small businessmen of Jasper, Missouri from the Jasper Improvement Society.
Dalton saved the life of yeoman rancher Emmett.
Dalton put the minions of Brad Wesley down like dogs, one by one.
Dalton lulled Brad Wesley into a false sense of victory that enabled the small businessmen of Jasper, Missouri to gun him down.
Dalton taught the bouncers of the Double Deuce to walk the Dalton Path.
Dalton taught Dr. Elizabeth Clay how to love again.
Dalton freed Jasper, Missouri from tyranny.
For these deeds we honor him.
For these deeds we celebrate him.
But through his efforts, Dalton also freed the Jeff Healey Band from the loose-hanging confines of their chicken-wire prison.
And it is for this deed that we dedicate our lives to his service.
So was it nice. So is it nice. So ever will be it nice.
In the name of the Dalton, the Jack, and the Holy Wade.
Amen. Amen. Amen.
—from the Most Meet and Worthy Charter of the Holy Jasper Empire, Forty-Fifth Post-Tilghman Schismatic Revision; So Decreed by the Ass-Mother of the Sisters of Carrie Ann and the Eternal High Priestess of the Elizabethan Order; So Ratified by the Intranuclear Auto Sales Consortium, the Swords of Tinker, the Swords of Denise, the Cody Navigators, and the Guild of the Valet Visible; Sworn by the Blood of the Bleeder, Jasper IX, AD 7201
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