* Wolves?
* Lily’s annoyed that Rufus loves their family so much. So awesome.
* Chuck Bass knows damn well when his father died. He goes down to Crime Alley and lays flowers on the spot where he was murdered every year. Plus he swore a solemn vow and everything.
* Nate being Common Sense Man is a lot of fun. His reaction shots are becoming a quiet highlight of the show.
* Rufus is a Lady Who Lunches! Hahahahaha
* Chappaquiddick!
* Drama Girl is cute, but that top! Ugh, awful.
* Who refers to Nassau County as a destination? “Take me to the Town of Oyster Bay!” Also there’s not really a Nassau County Sheriff in the traditional sense.
* LOL Dan Humphrey: “Sorry, Vanessa, I’m probably just upset over my sister who I lost my virginity to getting in a car accident. I don’t know what came over me.”
* Haha, Rufus is creepin’! The Ruf is on fire!
* Let’s get as many David Lynch cast members into Gossip Girl as possible. Paging Grace Zabriskie!