My friend Rob Bricken, aka Topless Robot, has a recurring feature at his site called Fan Fiction Friday, the goal of which is to plumb the abyss of horror that is the collective imagination of the nerd Internet. This week’s installment is about a woman having sex with a baby Pokemon teddy-bear thing. But where it really takes off is when the author (search the page for Brickhousebunny21) shows up to complain and threaten. He leads with WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS?, as meme-worthy a phrase I’ve seen on the Internet since “I am aware of all Internet traditions.” It’s an ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US waiting to happen. I’m working it into my repertoire immediately. The next time I’m outraged by something on the Internet, I’m damn well gonna try to find out whose responsible this.
Fisrt, nobody checks spellling on the internet!!!! SEcond, I”m only in high school, so give me a fucking break!!! Third, I am what they call the best of the best, so mock all you want, but I have my fans, and they lvoe my stories!!!!
Hahahaha
I can’t imagine a phrase more perfectly suited for LOLcatting than “WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS?”
Only in high school, and already writing stories about deviant sex with adopted children/animals/stuffed animals? You ARE a big boy!
But seriously, you should get your parents to pay for therapy. And the Internet is not your personal journal. Everything on it is open for criticism and review. Spelling is the least of the things wrong with your writing.
Try to be best
‘Cause you’re only a man
And a man’s gotta learn to take it
Try to believe
Though the going gets rough
That you gotta hang tough to make it
History repeats itself
Try and you’ll succeed
Never doubt that you’re the one
And you can have your dreams!
You’re the best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ow-own
Fight ‘til the end
Cause your life will depend
On the strength that you have inside you
Ah you gotta be proud
starin’ out in the cloud
When the odds in the game defy you
Try your best to win them all
and one day time will tell
when you’re the one that’s standing there
you’ll reach the final bell!
You’re the best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ho-how-ho-own
INSPIRING GUITAR SOLO
You’re the best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ow-own
Fight ‘til you drop
never stop
can’t give up
Til you reach the top (FIGHT!)
you’re the best in town (FIGHT!)
Listen to that sound
A little bit of all you got
Can never bring you down
You’re the best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
repeat to fade, occasional background shouts of “Oh Ye-eah!”
6 am. Day after Topless. I ask myself Whose Responsible This. The smell of cold. Pokemon’s fucking. The world’s asleep, my milk junkies are numb.
She’s a brickhousebunny, and I’m drowning slowly.
ITS JUST A FANTASY AND WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE! I bet you have fantasties others would consider “deviant”. Do you get therapy? Look I”m not the only one who has it:
http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Babyfur
So why don’t you got do your own “devaint” thing and STFU!
ANd people love my stories. Look at these comments:
Wow, this is pretty good! Nice and sweet
Wow, now thats what I call a “bunny” in this story.
5/5, Perfect score man.
giggle iz loved it sooo sweet yet sooooooo sexy u got the gift for stories
Vote: 5/5
Oh yeah baby!
This story was 100% hot.
GREAT JOB DUDE!!!
that was pretty good hun
love it man keep writing more
Cute story, please tell me ya got more of these.
loved it …nuff said
One of the best stories I have ever read! Keep it up!
very hot and exciting. kind of surprised you made bianca so big. Good thing she didnt crush him.
another great story by brickhouse oh and baphor if i meet a gigantic talking lioness i wouldnt bat an eyelid either hat be one of the coolest things ever
very very good story. do you write a second story?
that was really amazing. it was hot and wasn’t long.
aww how kute ^^
THese are all real comments! Oh, I could go on but you get the point I hope. Does anything you write get parise like this???
She’s a brick. House.
She’s got milk junkies, just letting them all hang out.
Shes a brick. House.
Sex with bears. Drawing stairs (sic). Built like an amazon.
Brickhouse guy… I’m in high school too. See what I’m doing? In all of these sentences? It’s called proper capitalization and apostrophes. And sure, we all have inappropriate thoughts. But not about bears. And not about kids. AND we don’t decide to hastily novelize them and post them online.
it is alarming to see such horrific spelling and grammar for someone that is in high school.
it is pretty sad that the comments posted by the “fans” are full of spelling and grammar errors as well.
The level of high school education is going to hell. WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS?
BTW, milk junkies. Freaking brilliant!
Holy crap. The kid’s a meme factory.
I know, right??? It’s astonishing. I feel privileged to witness it.
Also? As Zach pointed out, his spelling and grammar are the least of his problems.
Well, I give him props for believing his writing is good. He loses those props for feeling the need to defend his writing to the internet masses.
Someone has issues!
In more ways than one!
I hope he’s not allowed to leave the house on Halloween. I bet it’d get awkward with all the little ones running around dressed up.
SOME LIKE ANIMALS!
Fire Walk With Meme
In related news, Brickhousebunny21, who coined this phrase, has decided to pay this blog a visit in the comment thread downblog. Make him feel at home!…
Sean, if this comment thread ends up with a link to ATF from 4chan, I will have to ask myself “WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS?” and there you go, off the team.
This guy is awesome. “Look, I’m not a deviant! All of these other deviants think my work is hot and sexy, so how can I be a deviant? And this fetish wiki identifies me as a deviant offshoot of said fetish! Clearly, I am not a deviant!”
I was going to say that I was glad he only writes stories and doesn’t actually rape babies or animals for real, but then I realized that he linked to the babyfur page, which describes furries who like to roleplay as baby animals. HE IS THE TEDDY BEAR. He’s still in high school, and already he can only have sex with women if he pretends he is an infant animal. I feel really bad for this guy.
WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS
I Ivoe this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z99iVXJ8OtA
Echoing Johnny B here…I lvoe this too.
And after I get to the bottom of the comment thread, I’m left wondering which is more filled with greatness…
…Zach’s Ode to Brickhouse Milk Junkies…
or
…Chris Ward’s Existential Drowning in Milk Junkies…
I’ve got one word for both…
…Awesome!
And of course…WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS!!!
Johnny, Alan, Puff, I have just one question for you: Does anything you write get parise like this???
I can’t tell if I’m thankful or disapointed that Brickhousebunny’s YouTube clip wasn’t actually him. Can’t wait till I get back to my computer tonight!
MORE WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS?
Aww man. I was away from the internet all weekend, so this was a fabulous treat to come back to. I’d like to tell the kid to calm down, but he’s quite entertaining. My Monday morning is much improved.
Dude, you are the best comedy writer ever! Keep it up – this shit is FUNNY!
No, Sean, my writings just aren’t parise worthy. 🙂
But, I posted about the greatness of WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS on my LJ…the incomparable meowvatar came through for me, deftly combing the world of LOLCats and WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS for a new userpic.
http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/7516/988755meowvatar.jpg
Now that’s art there…and definitely parise worthy.
Thank you world, for this. Just when all is dark, I find reasons to live again.
Is it really a boy? Jesus… I really was going with Zach’s songs and such. Brickhousebunny21 sounds like SUCH a chick name. I mean, really? I’m a chick and I think that sounds like the girliest writing ever. If it really was a dude, I HIGHLY doubt he’d make a huge deal out of baby pokemon fucking. I haven’t actually read this thread either? Anyone have the link for it?
Yeah I’m going to insist brickhousebunny is a barely-teenaged girl. At least that’s what the spelling/tantrums make it look like. Grow some testicles, would you?
Dude, you’re in high school and you still wrote this gibberish? Our public school system truly sucks indeed. I teach the GED to convicts and they write better than this!
“THese are all real comments! Oh, I could go on but you get the point I hope. Does anything you write get parise like this???”
Yeah, actually my stuff has. But that’s not the point. There’s no rule that you can only judge stuff that’s less popular your own output.
You post gibberish and get fangirl comments. Most of the praise you quoted is so generic it could be posted on Twilight stories by girls that just like the idea of the offered pairing, actual writing skill is immaterial.
Seriously, the number of compliments you get doesn’t actually instill skill into your writing.
Mostly I can’t help but notice that you claim to be the best there is, but you need a break because you’re only in high school. The best need no excuses. People needing ‘a break’ are not the best.
Mr. Collins, all I can say is wow, this is pretty good! Nice and sweet. 5/5, perfect score, man. Giggle iz loved it sooo sweet yet sooooooo sexy u got the gift for blog posts and memes! Oh yeah baby! This post was 100% hot. GREAT JOB DUDE!!! That was pretty good hun. Love it man keep writing more. Please tell me ya got more of these.
loved it …nuff said. One of the best memes I have ever read! Keep it up! Very hot and exciting. Another great story by Sean T. Collins and oh and Brickhousebunny21 if i meet a gigantic talking deviant pedofurry i wouldnt bat an eyelid either hat be one of the funniest things ever.
That was really amazing. It was hot and wasn’t long.
http://www.xkcd.com/471/
Thought I’d share this
Wow…his only defense was to post a link to Cartman saying “Screw you guys I’m going home” over and over again…wow.
WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS!!
He struck again!!!! With a threat to all!!! He wants to make WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS pay. “if everyone here doesn’t follow the warning and get rid of this in three days, than judgement day will come for everyone here”. A little clip of his 260 some word run on sentence on Topless Robot.
I think it’s too late to stop the meme now. It’s popping up on Youtube, Facebook, and I think I have seen it on 4chan now.
WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS MEME?! WE ARE RESPONSIBLE THAT!
brickhousebunny22: I love bestiality and zoophilious and Vaginal sex. People should have sex with animals 24-7. Sex like all that is the best. I like big breast and big cocks and big balls. I’m a high school senior at the age of 18. I’m serving my last year in school and I’m trying to graduate with my life. ( That was a joke ).
Oh I wish this kid would just go home after posting that vid lol. Oh noes don’t get me banned from a site I never visit…
I might actually sign up to that site whatever it is, just to flame this douche with badly spelled criticism and poorly constructed sentences…
Yo Brickhouse bunny!
Whoever told you that your stuff is good, sexy, cute and told you your stuff is good, is just as fucked up as you!
You need therapy, and I mean SERIOUS therapy…whoever writes fucked up shit like that NEEDS help.
oh and by the way, retaliating wasn’t the best idea now was it?:P This has become the biggest thing on the web now, and it’s all thanks to you!
Now then…
WHOES RESPONSIBLE THIS??!? now:P?
I felt this was relevant
http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1791561
“Third, I am what they call the best of the best, so mock all you want, but I have my fans, and they lvoe my stories!!!!”
*sigh* Herein lies the death of literary art……
Well this and Twilight =p
“A meme engineered by trained publicists.”
Wow, the author of the “WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS?” entry at KnowYourMeme.com is passionately opposed to WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS?. Apparently the idea is that there’s some sort of Heisenberg uncertainty principle attached to Internet nonsense, so that when…