Quote of the day

If you could remake an ’80s movie, what would it be?

“Caddyshack II.”

You’d do it as a horror movie?

No, I’d just remake f—ing “Caddyshack II”! They really f—ed it up. It could have been amazing. I want to remake it, just f—ing start from scratch and pretend the other one never existed. That’s a franchise I’d really like to take a crack at.

Eli Roth, interviewed by Chris Ward at Wizard