Good Lord.

Nic “Gone in 60 Seconds” Cage as Sgt. Howie in the remake of The Wicker Man? Directed by Neil “In the Company of Men” LaBute? Set in America? With Ellen Burstyn in the Christopher Lee role?

This is going to be Stepford Wives-remake bad, isn’t it?

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