A memo to the people who make the “we may be a beer company but we’re responsible” commercials for Anheuser-Busch:
I’m glad you’re trying to encourage parents to keep tabs on what their kids are doing. But so help me God, if this commercial inspires a single kid to leave the ringer on on his cellphone while he’s in the movie theatre, and then to actually start talking on the goddamn thing once it rings, I will literally find you and kill you.