Two Musings

Why do spam email subject headings always end in a bunch of gibberish? You know, like “Awesome! Look and Feel 20 Years Younger! xupzknywxrik” or “Self Employed Health Insurance Free Quotes ygmwgbrmayfx hznt” or “Kill all junk a rp g orqsd” (you’ve got to love anti-spam spam). Surely they realize that this kinda sorta possibly maybe just might tip people off that the message is spam?

Why do Bollywood musicals always star a superhot woman and a schlubby guy? It’s inevitable: the woman will be gorgeous and the man will have a unibrow and be about 15 pounds overweight. I guess it’s a cultural thing?

(Was that what I think it was–an entry that didn’t even mention the word horror? Well, it was… Ed.)