This is your “Get Out of Comparisons to the Jesus & Mary Chain Free” Card

Can someone please explain to me how the Raveonettes have gotten a free pass when it comes to flagrantly ripping off their fellow Spectorphiles, the Jesus & Mary Chain?

I like the brothers Reid as much as the next guy, which is why I found the ceaseless comparisons of California’s garage-psychedelia upstarts Black Rebel Motorcycle Club to the Reids’ J&MC so silly. Sure, BRMC look a little like those mid-80s miscreants, but their self-acronymed debut album was far more muscular, bottom-heavy and anthemic than the Chain gang’s Psychocandy.

Then along come the Raveonettes, a Danish duo whose new full length, Chain Gang of Love, literally could not sound more like the Jesus & Mary Chain if their European-answer-to-the-White-Stripes lives depended on it. I’m telling you, people, it sounds like a cover album. Which is not to say it’s not hella enjoyable, of course: It is, really it is; it’s a big ol’ reverb-y slice of young-lust ear candy. But how come all the big music mags are giving the thing (which has a J&MC reference in the title, for cryin’ out loud) kudos for referencing “pre-Beatles America” (Rolling Stone) and awarding it four stars over and over again, while the far more innovative Black Rebels get saddled with nicknames like “Black Rebel Mary Chain” and have their new album slapped with three-star “well, that’s about what I figured they’d do” kinda reviews? Even Blender–the Maxim spinoff that has suddenly and unexpectedly become my favorite music magazine simply by virtue of reviewing a lot of albums, landing the least annoying interview and happiest looking photo spread with Radiohead I’ve ever seen, and employing critics who opt against trying to impress you with how fuckin smart they are (Spin) or how many derogatory references to Don Rumsfeld and/or laudatory references to Pat Benatar they can work into a Britney Spears review (Rolling Stone) in favor of actually reviewing records–has decided that BRMC is underwhelming while the Raveonettes are history in the making. (They do at least mention the Jesus (in the tradition of Walter Sobczak) in their Chain Gang review, but I swear, people, this record is like Reid Brothers Karaoke Night–it should be all they can freaking talk about.)

I guess the conclusion we can draw is that, when it comes to bandwagon-jumping, rock critics will always bypass American in favor of eating Danish.