At some point I will write a full-length defense of Velvet Goldmine, but till then please read Johnny Bacardi’s COMPLETELY BASELESS ASSAULT on this wonderful, wonderful film.
Aw, Johnny, I kid because I love. Just ask the sincerely and kindly apologetic Alan David Doane, who’s been a real gentleman in the aftermath of the New X-Men fiasco he created. But if you do ask him, just be warned: he was actually Frederic Wertham in disguise this whole time!