“ELVIS PRESLEY EYE COLOR AND PENIS SIZE”
When have I ever talked about Elvis Presley, or eye color, or penis size on this blog, let alone all three in tandem? Ah, the vagaries of Google.
While we’re on the subject, if Google’s being a bit slow, may I suggest All Too Flat’s Google mirror?
In other odd news, I’m going to visit a psychic tonight. This will mark the second time this week that a member of the Collins household has visited a psychic, but only the first that a member of the Collins household has visited a psychic who isn’t also Tori Amos’s psychic. This is the world I live in, folks.