203. tfw you go back to your new boyfriend’s place to fuck and you open the window and look out and realize without having realized it during the drive up to the apartment that the barn he lives in for some reason is directly across the unspecified body of water from the garish carcass-filled mansion of your insane rich much older real-estate developer and organized crime boss ex-husband who’s already hired multiple men to kill your new boyfriend over matters unrelated to him being your new boyfriend before even discovering he’s your new boyfriend in the first place

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