Water Monster Update

I hope you’ll pardon the annoying watermark, but here’s footage of an unidentified swimming object in a certain body of water in Scotland. The Loch Ness Monster, or a wave, or a sturgeon, or what? Via the great Loren Coleman.

Next, can you identify this mysterious sea creature?

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Mr. Coleman thinks he can…

Finally, the Onion turns to the man on the street for reaction to the news that a hammerhead shark gave virgin birth. The middle response is the one that lines up with mine.