Hey! It’s the Thing!

Move over, Prince. Take a hike, Dashboard Confessional. Don’t let the door hit your asses on the way out, generic mook-rockers who sang that song from Spider-Man.

There’s a new superhero songmaker in town.

Ladies and gentlemen, I heartily advise you to download “The Fantastic Four Song,” by the Ray Wall Band.

Your ears will never be the same.