A Public Service Announcement

I think it should be pointed out that The Acme Novelty Datebook by Chris Ware is not, in fact, a datebook at all. I actually went for a long time without buying the thing because I was like, “Well, it’s Chris Ware, so I’m sure it’s gorgeous and brilliant, but I can’t stand having a datebook that I couldn’t bring myself to write appointments down in and such.” But it’s not a datebook at all, so don’t worry.

Thank you.