Like a Goddamn Top

Read this story about how the seige on the Tweedle-Dee & Tweedle-Dum Hussein’s final hideout has led to a bonanza of intelligence and tips, including one that enabled the capture of Saddam’s bodyguards. Then read the last two paragraphs of the main section, brought to you by Reuters. I’ll paraphrase: “While this may seem like good news, EVERYTHING ACTUALLY JUST SUCKS.” The overall opinion of Iraqis is asserted with no corroboration, no justification, no documentation; a completely unrelated story is tacked on just for shits and giggles at the Americans’ expense. Both are 100% pure spin. It’d almost be breathtaking, if it weren’t so insulting.

Newsblogging is the future, baby. When I spin stuff, I link to the source so you can spin it right back at me.